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             DEEP SPACE: "Whispers" - 11/16/93 - ACT ONE            12.

11   CONTINUED:

					BASHIR
			Sorry.  I know how you feel about 
			doctors.

					O'BRIEN
			It's not doctors I have problems 

			with...

					O'BRIEN & BASHIR
				(in unison)
			... it's you, Julian.

					BASHIR
			Well, your sense of humor seems normal 
			enough...

					O'BRIEN
			I don't have a sense of humor.

					BASHIR
			Cough.
				(O'Brien does)
			And how's your sex life?

					O'BRIEN
			I don't have a sense of humor.

					BASHIR
			Cough.
				(O'Brien does)
			Everything okay in that department?

					O'BRIEN
			That department is none of Starfleet's 
			business.  Or yours.

					BASHIR
			Mother and father in good health?

					O'BRIEN
			Come on, Julian, you knew my mother 
			died two years ago.

					BASHIR
				(checking a PADD)
			Did I?

					O'BRIEN
			You don't remember me telling you 
			when my Dad remarried last spring... 
			me blathering on about this woman 
			I've never met... ?