Hello %FirstTo%!,

Firstly, welcome to %BoardName% - The friendliest bulletin
board in North-East England, I hope you enjoy your stay and
become a regular user.

Secondly, I would like to tell you about the rules here
at %BoardName%.

   1)  Do not upload software which is:

       - Commercial
       - Good-for-nothing (such as TSR sex jokes)
       - for computers that we have no area for.

   2)  No obscenities or distasteful messages should be left
       on this bulletin board.

   3)  If you are found to be using a pseudonym, and cannot
       supply me with a good reason for doing so, your user
       account will be immediately deleted.

   4)  You must upload one file for every 10 you download.
       This does not have to be big, but you do have to
       upload - exceptions will be made in certain cases,
       and contributions can be made on disk.

That's all, have fun..

%SysName%
(Sysop of %BoardName%)