Other mythical holiday characters are men:
Father time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite Guy.
Cupid flies around carrying weapons. Guy.
Uncle Sam is a finger-pointing politician. Guy.

St. Nick?? Not a chance.

• Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal. A guy couldn't possibly pull it all off! Also...Men don't answer their mail!
• Men don't even think about selecting gifts unitl Christmas Eve. Being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
• Men would rather be dead then caught wearing red velvet.
• Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves.
• Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even to jest, as anything resembling a "bowl full of jelly".
• Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody else is wearing them.
• Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
• Men can't pack a bag.
• A male Santa would get lost in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions.
• And finally, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped to the rear bumper of the sleigh.