I'm travelling to SE Asia this summer and I'm taking
my new girlfriend with me. However, I'm a six foot
blond long haired, blue eyed muscle man. With all the
naive teenybopper types just out of school and just
growing out of Boyzone and Leonardo I would never be
short of female company. Should I leave her at home?
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oh, and while you're on the subject, why don't you stay at
home as well.
YES!!! leave her at home, she'll turn out to be a bitch
anyway and just suck all your money. there are heaps of
traveller chicks that would be keen on nice piece of white
arse. the last thing you need is a nagging cow saying you
can't go and drinking or to that strip club!!
Ever hear the expression "carrying coal to Newcastle"?
Of course you need to consider what she will be doing back
home when you are paying for female companionship in some
distant place. Don't forget, absence makes the heart grow
fonder,... for someone else. The sweet little honeys in SE
Asia will be more interested in the bulge in your hip pocket
than in any of your muscles. The ones you will meet may not
be as naive as you may hope. If there is any doubt as to how
you feel about your girlfried, your decision as to whether
or not you take her, will answer that question.
SE Asia is a very diverse region that can handle most any
type of vacation. With the girlfriend, why not head to
Laos, Singapore, Malaysia or, best of all, Brunei? She
won't feel threatened even if she's sensitive to those
things. Brunei is really fascinating, too -- first-world
living standards, interesting museums, a town on stilts
over the river, pristine rainforests, etc.
Why don't you just stay at home with your mirror and play
with yourself. Big boy small penis.
yeah like Kim says.....go look at yrself in the mirror...I'm Asian and definitely don't go for just your blond beauty muscled bode...so vain! Brains means something to us Asian chicks too, honey....you can walk naked here in Borneo...and the only thing that'll suck your thingy are the mossies...geddit!?????
Who is being naive here ??????????
Leave her at home! The poor girl should be left free to
seek out a more genuine, worthy specimen of male than the
shallow moron she's currently dating. You go off and find
yourself some action, you'll be doing her a favour.
See title.
What more can anyone say but No 9. You Have got to be taking
the piss, or did the steroids really do this to you? oops
sorry, if it wasn't steroids, are your muscles only
developed in your right arm????????
p.s. are you australian ?
Hey Blonde boy,
Fuck off wanker! You obviously have to high an opinio of
your self. How about you staying at home and the girl going
on the SEA travel? She doesn't deserve a prick like you!
It's such a shame that western men are so much
more attractive than your small penised scrawny
Asian men. Your so wonderful asian men that
like nothing more than a night out brown nosing
the boss' arse followed by a quick shag with
one of the local prostitutes, and rounding off
the night by giving the wife a real good
kicking. I am a student of Southeast Asian
Studies at SOAS. I have first hand experience
of these activities. I may be vain, but I play
fair.
and don't believe everything you learn in school. Why did
you choose this area of study if all you want to do is
reinforce bad stereotypes? I think the other commenters are
right and you are looking for a way to feel better about
that teeny tiny tool of yours. Hope the working women see
you coming and clean your pockets out, and that your
girlfriend finds some satisfaction (finally!) while you are
away.
Ditch the bitch and make the switch.
You'll be guaranteed a good time drinking and whatever with
the boys.
Has she dumped you yet? what's is it like being that
shallow? If you can't make your own mind up over that
question, perhaps you should be staying at home
yourself and not be giving Australians a bad name
if it is truely yours, makes you into an even bigger tosser
than your first. if you are at SOAS you really should
discuss this very average perceptial paralysis with a tutor
or a shrink. in UK they call them psychiatrists.
I read your post you bastard. after everything you
told me. all my hopes and dreams have been shattered.
go to SE Asia. sleep with whores. i'm going back to
torremolinos with mum and dad.
i'd like to say thank you to all the posters who
expressed their disgust at your intended activities
for their decency and support. maybe i'll find a
caring person like that someday.
What is your girlfriend's e-mail address? I will tell her
about your post, and then you won't have any pussy waiting
for you when you get back.