Everyone, please reafd this:
I am from the year 2086. I have journeyed back in
time to warn the people of this era of an impending
catastrophe. Unfortunately, due to restrictions of my
government, the United States of Canada, I am not
permitted to reveal the warning signs or nature of this
disaster. However, I am willing to evacuate refugees
aboard my time machine and take them back to my
time. Be warned, though, if you chose to come with
me you may spend the rest of your lives lecturing at
Quebec state U. the follies of the 20th century.
Contact me at this primitive address. And bring what
you call "checkbook" and "credit cards".
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malcolm, please take me with you and save me from this doom.
to your doctor and take those pills.
Ignor Malcom. I am from the year 2086. Quebec state U. is
non existant now..
Malcom has also been executed by means you would not
comprehend for spreading propaganda in past decades.
Continue with life as normal....
~
One word of warning...where the sunscreen..
Ignor Malcom. I am from the year 2087. Quebec state U. is
non existant now..
Malcom has also been executed by means you would not
comprehend for spreading propaganda in past decades.
Continue with life as normal....
~
One word of warning...where the sunscreen..
This thread is for travellers
I simply do not understand why you ignorant fools refuse my
aid; I have been ridiculed and dehumanized--"take your
pills". Look, just send me your credit card numbers and
blank checks and you'll be saved. Come with me to the
future; there are wonders you can't comprehend. We have
vegertarian corn-dogs if that's what you're wanting...
oh my stupid children follow me to the land of freedom
for all men die but not every man truly lives.
follow me for I AM.....
maya... maya... maya
Malcolm, We are investigating immediately!!!!!
Malcolm, We understand and are with you. Will send help immediately.
Remember may the force be with you!!!!!
I believe, my number is 2341 9352 8723 1438 exp. 03/2000
Just save me, please save me.
How do they do it? Who are the lucky few that obtain the
jobs of travel host for the Lonely Planet television travel
programs?
How do they do it? Who are the lucky few that obtain the
jobs of travel host for the Lonely Planet television travel
programs?
crawl back where you slithered out from and eliminate yourself......this kind of inane drivel...even in jest...shows absolutely nothing by way of IQ in excess of 60
crawl back where you slithered out from and eliminate
yourself......this kind of inane drivel...even in
jest...shows absolutely nothing by way of IQ in excess of
60
Malcolm, you are full of shit. I am writing this from Hell,
where I was sent after the entire planet was destroyed in a
nuclear war between Pakistan and India in the year 2012.
Beware oh citizens of the universe - Mark is but the Devil's
pawn sent out to spread lies through the universe. I am
from the year 2099 - an enlightened era wherelife is easy
and Man Utd do not exist. Also - god has been proved to be
a woman. After all, Malcolm started all this and when God
made man she was only joking..........
P.S. Me too - I'm no feminist so no abusive replies please!
Beware oh citizens of the universe - Mark is but the Devil's
pawn sent out to spread lies through the universe. I am
from the year 2099 - an enlightened era wherelife is easy
and Man Utd do not exist. Also - god has been proved to be
a woman. After all, Malcolm started all this and when God
made man she was only joking..........
P.S. Me too - I'm no feminist so no abusive replies please!
Salut,
Hey all you travellers out there. I would be very
pleased to hear from anyone who wants to share their travel
stories. I plan on travelling soon, and would just like a
little advice. Anyways thanks for your time.
when posts like the one above appear out of nowhere,
completely unrelated to the topic (suc as it is).
I believe Malcolm is a very clever little bugger to have
travelled back and offer to save us, unfortunately we can
only save ourselves. When will we learn that we are in
control of our future, each and every one of us. Not the
government, not the power mongers, not the celebrities. Us,
the little every day joes who have to live and breathe on
this lonely planet too. What if we're not alone out there.
Any truly civilised planet that stumbled upon us would
think us monsters, very stupid monsters at that, how else
could they explain the idiocy that runs rampant on our
earth. Wake up fellow earthlings, smell the roses, take a
deep breath,love your neighbour - no matter how irritating
they may be.Remember what it real and ignore the bullshit.
Follow what you know to be true.
Never listen to anyone who tells you that you are
worthless, they have their own inadequecies to deal with.
Always listen to your conscience, it is the piece that
makes us human.
Help yourself by making the present a nicer place to be and
the future a positive, hopeful place of what can be and
hopefully Malcolm will just turn out to be a bored C20th
individual with a very active imagination.
please help me. they are after me. call 911. call anyone
please help me. ahhhhhhhhhhh asdhf;jahkjncvnvnmvn
noooooooooooooo! oh my god let go of leg. ow come on. stop
it. no don't do that. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
my name is carl and i am fat
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Carl really isn't fat, he is big boned. And I am sure
Malcom is lovely as well. Malcom have you called your
mother? Or great grand mother for that matter. I am sure
she loves to hear your sweet stories. Bye bye.
a little self restraint in cases like this would hardly go amiss.
There will be no problem in the future due to the coming (the 23rd coming) of extra-terrestrial
beings to our planet at the end of this year.
This will be helped along by the YK2 bug which will shut down all surveillance from our planet
into the far reaches of our galaxy. The beings, who are currently observing us, will no doubt
take the oppurtunity of a world temporarily without mass communications to arrive and meet
with us mere mortals on a one to one basis, thus avoiding the interference of a mass media and
arriving in a world free from people being manipulated by the people with the bucks into thinking
what is convenient for them for us to think.
These beings will bring with them the answer to every question ever asked, and we will finally
reach a full, unadulterated, unprejudiced understanding of our surroundings.
I am not mad. These are my hopes for the millenium, and if it doesn't happen this way at least
I have spent time thinking about the possibilities rather than annoying everyone with blatant
lies. Malcolm is not from the future, because there is no future yet.
Please, somebody invent can openers that we cats can
operates! and then we will rule the world! (we do already
in places). Malkom, you're a cat, aren't you? you must
be...
is that you Malcolm...
well, heck, if you would be so kind.... could you just do
me a little favour and check the winning lottery numbers
for the year 1999 through to 2000. Cha Ching...if you know
what i mean.
And its quite alright...but i think i'll take my chances
here. Remember the numbers... thanks.
Malcolm, this is for you:
Amazing how people have this craving for attention
especially anyway they can get it. Obviously Malcolm is
not getting ANY attention at home,(not surprisingly) so you
have get at here at all the REAL TRAVELLERS expense. This
post is for travelling topics, not stupidity. I come here
to read about travelling topics. Go somewhere else to joke
around and act like an immature stupid moron!!!!! Or in
other words you may understand......."GET A LIFE"!! None
of here are interested in your BULLSHIT!!
I'm interested in BULLSHIT! Please talk to me.
How dare you come to LPTT to talk travel!
Remember this everyone! In Southeast China (Yunan Province)
a hot item among the locals is a T-shirt which boldly
proclaims "TONY WHEELER MUST DIE." Please try to be a
low-impact traveler.
shane
How's the visa situation for time travel these days?
shane
How's the visa situation for time travel these days?
shane
You need to take two and call your shrink in the morning
because you don't need to be on the streets.
You often see travellers like Louie. They have usually just
lost their packs or are shouting at shopkeepers over a 2
cent error in their change.
Loosen up, man!
PLH
We agree, chill out Louie. Thankyou Malcom for warning us, just one question how long do we have? Do we have time to finish Australia?