ATTENTION!!!

This topic was created by MALCOLM (malcolmkyran@hotmail.com)
[Sat 24 April, 1:37 Tasmanian Standard Time]

Everyone, please reafd this:
I am from the year 2086. I have journeyed back in
time to warn the people of this era of an impending
catastrophe. Unfortunately, due to restrictions of my
government, the United States of Canada, I am not
permitted to reveal the warning signs or nature of this
disaster. However, I am willing to evacuate refugees
aboard my time machine and take them back to my
time. Be warned, though, if you chose to come with
me you may spend the rest of your lives lecturing at
Quebec state U. the follies of the 20th century.
Contact me at this primitive address. And bring what
you call "checkbook" and "credit cards".

[There are 37 posts - the latest was added on Tue 27 April, 9:14]

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  1. ok Added by: me-girl
    [Timestamp: Sat 24 April, 1:46 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    malcolm, please take me with you and save me from this doom.



  2. Listen... Added by: BCer
    [Timestamp: Sat 24 April, 1:52 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    to your doctor and take those pills.



  3. farther ahead Added by: ignor him
    [Timestamp: Sat 24 April, 3:40 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Ignor Malcom. I am from the year 2086. Quebec state U. is
    non existant now..
    Malcom has also been executed by means you would not
    comprehend for spreading propaganda in past decades.
    Continue with life as normal....
    ~
    One word of warning...where the sunscreen..



  4. farther ahead Added by: ignor him
    [Timestamp: Sat 24 April, 3:40 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Ignor Malcom. I am from the year 2087. Quebec state U. is
    non existant now..
    Malcom has also been executed by means you would not
    comprehend for spreading propaganda in past decades.
    Continue with life as normal....
    ~
    One word of warning...where the sunscreen..



  5. Take it to "Your choice" Added by: Rocker
    [Timestamp: Sat 24 April, 5:23 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    This thread is for travellers



  6. Oh the humanity... Added by: MALCOLM
    [Timestamp: Sat 24 April, 8:18 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    I simply do not understand why you ignorant fools refuse my
    aid; I have been ridiculed and dehumanized--"take your
    pills". Look, just send me your credit card numbers and
    blank checks and you'll be saved. Come with me to the
    future; there are wonders you can't comprehend. We have
    vegertarian corn-dogs if that's what you're wanting...



  7. I will help Added by: aphrodite
    [Timestamp: Sat 24 April, 10:19 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    oh my stupid children follow me to the land of freedom
    for all men die but not every man truly lives.
    follow me for I AM.....



  8. my son Added by: Guru Pundit
    [Timestamp: Sat 24 April, 11:36 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    maya... maya... maya



  9. X files Added by: Dana & Scully
    [Timestamp: Sat 24 April, 20:05 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Malcolm, We are investigating immediately!!!!!



  10. XFiles Added by: Dana & Scully
    [Timestamp: Sat 24 April, 21:08 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Malcolm, We understand and are with you. Will send help immediately.
    Remember may the force be with you!!!!!



  11. Sprouts Added by: RED GREEN
    [Timestamp: Sun 25 April, 1:39 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    I believe, my number is 2341 9352 8723 1438 exp. 03/2000
    Just save me, please save me.



  12. Dream Job Added by: the world is my oyster (ronald_miao@hotmail.com)
    [Timestamp: Sun 25 April, 6:08 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    How do they do it? Who are the lucky few that obtain the
    jobs of travel host for the Lonely Planet television travel
    programs?



  13. Dream Job Added by: the world is my oyster (ronald_miao@hotmail.com)
    [Timestamp: Sun 25 April, 6:09 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    How do they do it? Who are the lucky few that obtain the
    jobs of travel host for the Lonely Planet television travel
    programs?



  14. eliminate yourself Added by: sanerthanu
    [Timestamp: Sun 25 April, 13:43 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    crawl back where you slithered out from and eliminate yourself......this kind of inane drivel...even in jest...shows absolutely nothing by way of IQ in excess of 60



  15. eliminate yourself Added by: sanerthanu
    [Timestamp: Sun 25 April, 13:46 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    crawl back where you slithered out from and eliminate
    yourself......this kind of inane drivel...even in
    jest...shows absolutely nothing by way of IQ in excess of
    60



  16. Don't waste your time having kids Added by: Mark (burn.in.he)
    [Timestamp: Sun 25 April, 14:17 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Malcolm, you are full of shit. I am writing this from Hell,
    where I was sent after the entire planet was destroyed in a
    nuclear war between Pakistan and India in the year 2012.



  17. Mark is lying Added by: La-La
    [Timestamp: Sun 25 April, 20:43 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Beware oh citizens of the universe - Mark is but the Devil's
    pawn sent out to spread lies through the universe. I am
    from the year 2099 - an enlightened era wherelife is easy
    and Man Utd do not exist. Also - god has been proved to be
    a woman. After all, Malcolm started all this and when God
    made man she was only joking..........
    P.S. Me too - I'm no feminist so no abusive replies please!



  18. Mark is lying Added by: La-La
    [Timestamp: Sun 25 April, 20:43 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Beware oh citizens of the universe - Mark is but the Devil's
    pawn sent out to spread lies through the universe. I am
    from the year 2099 - an enlightened era wherelife is easy
    and Man Utd do not exist. Also - god has been proved to be
    a woman. After all, Malcolm started all this and when God
    made man she was only joking..........
    P.S. Me too - I'm no feminist so no abusive replies please!



  19. TELL ME YOUR STORIES Added by: Mikkyro (mikkyro@hotmail.com)
    [Timestamp: Mon 26 April, 7:16 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Salut,
    Hey all you travellers out there. I would be very
    pleased to hear from anyone who wants to share their travel
    stories. I plan on travelling soon, and would just like a
    little advice. Anyways thanks for your time.



  20. i love it Added by: :-)
    [Timestamp: Mon 26 April, 9:59 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    when posts like the one above appear out of nowhere,
    completely unrelated to the topic (suc as it is).



  21. Help yourselves... Added by: angelfool (musicofspheres@webmailnetscape.com)
    [Timestamp: Mon 26 April, 14:09 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    I believe Malcolm is a very clever little bugger to have
    travelled back and offer to save us, unfortunately we can
    only save ourselves. When will we learn that we are in
    control of our future, each and every one of us. Not the
    government, not the power mongers, not the celebrities. Us,
    the little every day joes who have to live and breathe on
    this lonely planet too. What if we're not alone out there.
    Any truly civilised planet that stumbled upon us would
    think us monsters, very stupid monsters at that, how else
    could they explain the idiocy that runs rampant on our
    earth. Wake up fellow earthlings, smell the roses, take a
    deep breath,love your neighbour - no matter how irritating
    they may be.Remember what it real and ignore the bullshit.
    Follow what you know to be true.
    Never listen to anyone who tells you that you are
    worthless, they have their own inadequecies to deal with.
    Always listen to your conscience, it is the piece that
    makes us human.
    Help yourself by making the present a nicer place to be and
    the future a positive, hopeful place of what can be and
    hopefully Malcolm will just turn out to be a bored C20th
    individual with a very active imagination.



  22. please help me Added by: brendan elliott (carl38_hotmail.com)
    [Timestamp: Mon 26 April, 15:04 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    please help me. they are after me. call 911. call anyone
    please help me. ahhhhhhhhhhh asdhf;jahkjncvnvnmvn
    noooooooooooooo! oh my god let go of leg. ow come on. stop
    it. no don't do that. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.



  23. i am fat Added by: carl
    [Timestamp: Mon 26 April, 15:11 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    my name is carl and i am fat



  24. well fancy that, carl is fat Added by: .
    [Timestamp: Mon 26 April, 15:20 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    -



  25. Honey don't sat that! Added by: Carl's Mother
    [Timestamp: Mon 26 April, 17:32 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Carl really isn't fat, he is big boned. And I am sure
    Malcom is lovely as well. Malcom have you called your
    mother? Or great grand mother for that matter. I am sure
    she loves to hear your sweet stories. Bye bye.



  26. get it together Added by: lily
    [Timestamp: Mon 26 April, 18:22 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    a little self restraint in cases like this would hardly go amiss.
    There will be no problem in the future due to the coming (the 23rd coming) of extra-terrestrial
    beings to our planet at the end of this year.
    This will be helped along by the YK2 bug which will shut down all surveillance from our planet
    into the far reaches of our galaxy. The beings, who are currently observing us, will no doubt
    take the oppurtunity of a world temporarily without mass communications to arrive and meet
    with us mere mortals on a one to one basis, thus avoiding the interference of a mass media and
    arriving in a world free from people being manipulated by the people with the bucks into thinking
    what is convenient for them for us to think.
    These beings will bring with them the answer to every question ever asked, and we will finally
    reach a full, unadulterated, unprejudiced understanding of our surroundings.
    I am not mad. These are my hopes for the millenium, and if it doesn't happen this way at least
    I have spent time thinking about the possibilities rather than annoying everyone with blatant
    lies. Malcolm is not from the future, because there is no future yet.



  27. meoowww!!!! Added by: yeuxdechat
    [Timestamp: Mon 26 April, 21:25 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Please, somebody invent can openers that we cats can
    operates! and then we will rule the world! (we do already
    in places). Malkom, you're a cat, aren't you? you must
    be...



  28. ...okay... Added by: Spoof (onus_probandi@hotmail.com)
    [Timestamp: Mon 26 April, 22:52 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    is that you Malcolm...
    well, heck, if you would be so kind.... could you just do
    me a little favour and check the winning lottery numbers
    for the year 1999 through to 2000. Cha Ching...if you know
    what i mean.
    And its quite alright...but i think i'll take my chances
    here. Remember the numbers... thanks.



  29. TRAVELLING Topics not bullshit!!!! Added by: Louie Guimmule (louie_guimmule@freddiemac.com)
    [Timestamp: Tue 27 April, 1:31 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Malcolm, this is for you:
    Amazing how people have this craving for attention
    especially anyway they can get it. Obviously Malcolm is
    not getting ANY attention at home,(not surprisingly) so you
    have get at here at all the REAL TRAVELLERS expense. This
    post is for travelling topics, not stupidity. I come here
    to read about travelling topics. Go somewhere else to joke
    around and act like an immature stupid moron!!!!! Or in
    other words you may understand......."GET A LIFE"!! None
    of here are interested in your BULLSHIT!!



  30. I'm interested... Added by: Ben Dover (spam_me@hotmail.com)
    [Timestamp: Tue 27 April, 1:53 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    I'm interested in BULLSHIT! Please talk to me.



  31. Damn you Louie Guimmule! Added by: Guimmule, Louie (guimmule_louie@freddiemac.com)
    [Timestamp: Tue 27 April, 1:55 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    How dare you come to LPTT to talk travel!



  32. Lonely Planet's Impact Added by: shane
    [Timestamp: Tue 27 April, 2:35 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Remember this everyone! In Southeast China (Yunan Province)
    a hot item among the locals is a T-shirt which boldly
    proclaims "TONY WHEELER MUST DIE." Please try to be a
    low-impact traveler.
    shane



  33. Question for Malcom Added by: Shane
    [Timestamp: Tue 27 April, 2:36 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    How's the visa situation for time travel these days?
    shane



  34. Question for Malcom Added by: Shane
    [Timestamp: Tue 27 April, 2:37 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    How's the visa situation for time travel these days?
    shane



  35. Crazy Malcom Added by: Name
    [Timestamp: Tue 27 April, 3:37 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    You need to take two and call your shrink in the morning
    because you don't need to be on the streets.



  36. Louie Guimmule Added by: stu
    [Timestamp: Tue 27 April, 4:02 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    You often see travellers like Louie. They have usually just
    lost their packs or are shouting at shopkeepers over a 2
    cent error in their change.
    Loosen up, man!
    PLH



  37. Off your heads Added by: Claire and Vicky (claway@hotmail.com)
    [Timestamp: Tue 27 April, 9:14 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    We agree, chill out Louie. Thankyou Malcom for warning us, just one question how long do we have? Do we have time to finish Australia?




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