I┤m so damn good

This topic was created by ABNORMOOL (formerly Refisool)
[Sat 22 May, 22:13 Tasmanian Standard Time]

I'm back from my all expenses day trip to Cedar Rapids
(Iowa)where I was also payed $US13 to show some idiot
farmer how to face it being a retard. Hah I'm so damn good
at it.
Managed to bed one of his sheeps too, boy do I enjoy hairy
specimens with nice firm massive butts.
-
On my way back I met an curious character in the Bus
Station. This oldie lame was talking with his suitcase.
Yeah, I swear. Dressed in hawaian shirt he was telling his
suitcase something like this: "Chief, this reminds me of
that time when I was in El Salvador, captain...). He
sounded very familiar to me. Still don┤t know now....
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Later on, when I arrived at my hometown (where I am a
dimwit tabloid filler) watched two teens playing with their
teddy bears. God! they were Nirvana fanny and the Net
Surfer!! I know this ┤cause I also played with them for a
while. They were so scared at me! Man am I great or what?
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Home at last! I like my filthy flat a lot. Checked the
answer machine but nobody had called. Like this surprised
me! Well, I decided to hit the TTYC for 16 hrs. Yes pals,
this is the highlight of my day: Making TTYC┤ posters think
I am anything more than just a 43 years old loser. Not to
worry folks...somehow I will manage to impost everyone,
even Nirvana fanny and Net Surfer, if necessary. Am I a
productive poster or what?
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I┤m into a handle change as well. From now on I want you to
call me ABNORMOOL due to the brain delay I suffer.
-
Abnormool (formerly Refisool)....I'm so damn good
TheMan

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  1. uumm, i have a suggestion Added by: dr floyd
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 22:45 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    why dont you go out and see a nice film?



  2. GREAT, Added by:
    [Timestamp: Sun 23 May, 0:37 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    LOL



  3. *LOL* Added by: REFISOOL
    [Timestamp: Sun 23 May, 1:13 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    I do enjoy the parody...Keep it up.
    *
    It makes me look good.
    *
    Refisool...again, flattered
    TheMan



  4. LOL 2 Added by: #4
    [Timestamp: Sun 23 May, 2:57 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    and he thinks it makes him look good (#3)!?!? LOL even more.
    Truly one of the most pathetic losers ever to (dis)grace
    this site.



  5. Refisool is Added by: 5
    [Timestamp: Sun 23 May, 3:16 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    so fucking dimwit he can┤t even understand a fucking basic.
    Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.



  6. Is this guy Added by: 6
    [Timestamp: Sun 23 May, 6:25 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Refisool a jerk or what?



  7. shutup Added by: shutup
    [Timestamp: Sun 23 May, 6:37 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    shutup



  8. I object Added by: Net Surfer
    [Timestamp: Sun 23 May, 11:34 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    to my name being used in vain.
    ~
    It just shows that someone went to a lot of trouble to
    store past threads, research our styles and attempt to post
    a witty parody. Sorry - but you failed ABNORMOOL, but you
    are living up to your name.
    ~
    We welcome more posts from you Mr. ABNORMOOL so we can take
    them down in FLAMES!!!!!



  9. Net Surfer Added by: idiot farmer
    [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 9:59 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    What makes you think that Lucifer/Abnormal is a man? Just
    because she uses "The Man" does not make it so.

    Yes, you are right it is not a witty parody nor a funny. It
    is a betrayer who is using personl knowledge to attack for
    what ever in her mind she thinks is a justfiable reason.

    Yup, I sure am a retard for extending friendship. :(



  10. duh! Added by: idiot farmer
    [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 12:14 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Three times I have just posted the following to the main
    thread and within minutes it has been deleted. ????? Could
    it be that Cedar is a LP-TT employee and doesn't want it
    known that he has been posting.

    ============================================================

    1. Cedar
    Created by: idiot farmer
    [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 12:04 Canberra Standard Time]

    mel-pr1.tpig.com.au

    Cedar, why are you using this handle? It is not the handle
    you posted under on the ôCome back soon MBö I can only
    assume, since someone went to great lengths to tell me to
    look at certain posts, that you are using it to make a
    veiled accusation..

    The lowest thing there is, is a betrayer. A traitor is right
    there hanging on to the bottom rung of the ladder, a bottom
    feeder. And right there hanging on with the traitor is a
    ôfalse accuserö. Often they are one in the same. Be advised
    that there is a wolf in your cute organization and it is not
    I.

    Hope your $US13 pieces of silver was worth it.

    You must now be the Mel-Trio

    [Posts on this topic: 0. Latest post: Tue 25 May, 12:04].



  11. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Added by: idiot farmer
    [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 12:36 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    It must really be subversive information or is stricking
    a little too close to home to be permited to stay on the
    main thread.

    So is Cedar a TT employee ?????




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