Europeans

As you all know deep down us U.S. citizens are the master
race. Why do Europeans (U.K. mostly) have so much jealousy
and bitterness towards us. Is it because our women are so
stunning? because we are so intelligent? or because we
control the planet in one way or another? Brits and Aussies
are one and the same.
Please explain to us why you are so jealous of our country.

[There are 21 posts - the latest was added on Wed 26 May, 5:50]

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1. Troll Alert Added by: Troll Buster
   [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 20:48 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Come on out on queue all you American bashers and help this
   guys get his jollies.

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2. no Added by: John (not jomi)
   [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 20:50 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   it's because of your incredible modesty and enviable number
   of fast food chains.

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3. This is tiring Added by: Macpheast
   [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 20:53 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Can we move on from Yank bashing, we need a new topic as
   this one's been done to death in this place. Please don't
   participate in this obvious Troll. Yes, I recognise the
   irony there.
   

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4. It is Added by: Brit Chick
   [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 21:14 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Your quality of TV chat shows
   

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5. because Added by: shakespeare
   [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 22:07 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   we gave you our language and want it back.
   

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6. ok you're the master race Added by: godbould
   [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 22:34 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   how does it feel to be all alone? We're happy down here
   having a laugh...
   

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7. i like you Added by: DOC FLOYD
   [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 22:42 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   a lot.

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8. America Added by: Her Royal Highness
   [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 22:45 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   I love that land, greatest place on earth. I agree
   Intrepid. I don't think there is a finer place on earth.
   I think you thought that you would get "bashed" but we all
   agree with you so we won't.

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9. evening your ighness Added by: sir dr floyd
   [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 22:57 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   ope the corgis are chipper.

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10. Fat Added by: Brodie
    [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 23:11 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    We're all envious that you're a bunch of fat bastards. If
    we ever got that fat we'd never be able to leave the house.

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11. Brodie Added by: Intrepid
    [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 23:41 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    We might be fat, but at least our teeth stay in!!!!

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12. You, my friend, are Added by: tRE
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 0:17 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    the living proof that there is no such a master race. Rest
    time is over, return to the High School at once.

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13. how about Added by: septictankyank
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 0:22 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    those septic tank yanks who woud die for democracy
    but doesn't vote.

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14. how about Added by: septictankyank
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 0:22 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    those septic tank yanks who woud die for democracy
    but doesn't vote.

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15. how about Added by: septictankyank
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 0:22 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    those septic tank yanks who woud die for democracy
    but doesn't vote.

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16. America Americaaaa Added by: Milosevic
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 0:24 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    We love America. As you know, all Europeans love Americans.
    They can thank America for giving the world such great
    things. We europeans can only be jealous. Just to name a
    number of contributions:
    - Fast food chains
    - Airplanes
    - Cartoons and Sitcoms
    - The internet
    - A language now spoken in every corner of the globe
    - 'Adult' magazines
    - high school massacres
    - High quality meat, enhanced with hormones
    - Tough drug laws, which don't help
    - Rap 'music'
    - The almighty dollar.

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17. We don┤t Added by: Mike
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 0:25 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    vote because we don┤t write.

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18. Excuse me Milosevic Added by: Baroness Thatcher
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 1:41 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    The yanks gave the world "the language now spoken in every corner of the globe"? Would you mind naming that language. Wouldn't be English would it. England gave the world the current Lingua Franca, this came about as a result of the British Empire. How do you think the Yanks got it you petulant colonial.

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19. But Added by: How
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 2:06 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    But how did it spread to EVERY CORNER OF THE GLOBE? That
    happened only post-Empire.

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20. We're on islands Added by: Jon
    [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 2:12 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    and we want off!

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21. Aussie Girl Added by: Dee
    [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 5:50 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    If you are so superior, how did anyone ever take the
    America's Cup away from America? And by golly you found
    your way all the way to Australia to win it back. I didn't
    think Americans knew any other countries existed beyond
    their own.

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