This one's for James S.

> > Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
> > A: No.
> > Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
> > A: No.
> > Q: Did you check for breathing?
> > A: No.
> > Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
> > A: No.
> > Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> > A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> > Q: But could the patient have still been alive
nevertheless?
> > A: It is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.
> > Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
> > A: No.
> > Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
> > A: No.
> > Q: Did you check for breathing?
> > A: No.
> > Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
> > A: No.
> > Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> > A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> > Q: But could the patient have still been alive
nevertheless?
> > A: It is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.

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1. nasty stutter you got there Added by: dr p floyd
   [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 22:47 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   now get off my back pal!
   just kiddin, have a nice day,
   but dont get sick,
   coz we got long memories pal.

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2. Thanks for that Added by: James S. (doing legal work in Texas)
   [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 9:14 Tasmanian Standard Time]

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