Has anyone seen AAOTMNMC, edge, Mr. Nice Guy, or anyone else
who would be interested in a bit of harmless banter? I'm
just off to KFC for supper this evening. Anyone fancy
anything?
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been getting into the crispy strip combo deals latly. kfc
chips are infinately superior to maccas too.
the new extra crispy falvour (4 piece), a medium Coke, small
chips, and a cookie for pudding. Nice one. Colin, do you
also go by the name Slightly Greying Elk? HE were on a few
weeks ago and I seem to remember him mentioning your name.
xtatic, shall I take that to mean that you would like me to
pick up a crispy strip combo for you? Really it's no
trouble, it's why I'm here. For all the annoyance I bring to
this site it really is the least I can do. Mr. Orlando,
Slightly Greying Elk, has, I am sorry to report, moved on to
the big nature reserve in the sky. Having fought in so many
ferocious battles over the years and, having unfortunately
contracted syphillis after an encounter with our antipodean
chum "edge", he passed on late last week after a courageous
final battle. He is survived by Mrs. Slightly Sagging Elk
and their only child Son of Slightly Greying Elk. He will be
missed by all who were lucky enough to have known him.
Due to the fact that the poster known as Colin From the
Fast Show no longer grates on me and in fact now sort of
appeals to me, I have henceforth suspended operations as
his "Anti." Please, enemies of Colin From the Fast Show,
cease your support of me as my reign is now over.
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While you're at KFC, Colin From the Fast Show, please pick
me up a three-piece extra crispy chicken combo, with mashed
potatoes, a cobette of corn, and a Coke. Cheers.
that depends, thanks colin. do you know where to bring
it? i suspect i might be subject to a fairly hefty out of
delivery area surcharge? or is the a pick up only service?
As you may remember Mr Nice Guy was arrested last week for
indecent exposure after forgeting his trousers(In his
case,the "exposure" wasnt a MAJOR offense ,and I should
know hehehehe).After 2 days in the pokey the other inmates
took up a collection for Mr NGs bail.He insisted on staying
and sharing some more inspirational sayings ,but they
politely declined(the guards forced them back into their
cells with fire hoses).Mr NG is at home now and acting quite
calm (as long as I remember the medication)although he now
insists on being called Cool Daddy Nice and talks about
going downtown to hang with the bruthas.(he's so silly,he's
an only child). I'll give you updates as soon as I can.
I'll have a #2 dinner and a large iced tea please.
to hear about Mr NG's fate. At least that's put a stop to
his horrifying poetry. Seen Slightly Greying Elk, anyone? We
haven't traded insults for nearly a week, and I'm kind of
missing the old moosebreath.
I really don't like fastfood for ethical, environmental and
political reasons but I am quite partial to the occasional
Zinger Burger. I wonder how many I could eat if I tried.
While your ordering keep that in mind that I'm pretty
hungry.
Do you read the posts or just look at the pictures? Please
refer to post #3 to read about Mr SGEs fate .....and show
some respect for a worthy opponent.
You're right, sad but true, I only skim posts, and missed
that about SGE. I'll mourn this tragedy. He had more poetry
in a gram of his antler velvet than your sorry excuse for a
partner has in his whole sorry excuse for a body. Tell him
to head off to his Barry Mannilow concert and never infect
these electronic byways again with his maudlin trash.
from the fast show, did you previously post under "Slightly
Greying Elk"?
you don't want the extra ticket to Barrys concert?..Front
row center......Are you sure???
Unfortunately Mr NG has no antler velvet,but once a year he
does tell me he's "horny". hehehe
Right then, first things first. Mr. Orlando, I have your
nosh, come and get it, I hope it's right and crispy and all
that. xtatic, I have some crispy strips for you, sunshine,
and as this is a cyber-meal get-together, I will get in my
Colin from the Fast Show hot-rod and pick you up so we can
all eat together. Cardinal, I have with me 58 zinger
burgers, 30 of them with "extra" zing, hope this satisfies
your massive hunger. Edge,, I did, indeed, post under
Slightly Greying Elk a couple of weeks back. It was an
"ironic" statement against someone who called themselves
Black Elk and who wanked on about the end of the world and
such rubbish. As you have seen from my earlier post, SGE has
passed on to a better place, where men are men, elk are elk,
and sheep are left alone by Australian's like yourself. I
have contacted his son although at only 16 I'm afraid he may
be slightly immature for this highly evolved branch of the
ttyc.
Dear Auntie,
I am delighted you have come to your senses and have decided
to fight the good fight and join me, Colin from the Fast
Show. I can now count three real "friends"- Mr. Nice Guy,
AAOTMNFCMC (or whatever he's called), and now you, dear
Auntie. I have never had any friends due to my insipid,
puerile, and disgustingly childish nature so this really is
tremendously exciting for me.
Mrs. Nice Guy,
Please pass this on to your spouse, we miss him terribly,
hope this helps for a speedy recovery.
If a guy walks down the street,
Surely it would be on his feet
For if it was on his hands
And his hair was in strands
It would drag along the ground.
Does a gun go bang or pow?
The animal that moos is a cow
But if it went meow
Would it still be a cow
Or a cat?
Write on and on I could
But I don't think I should
It is now time to quit
Because the room is no longer lit
And I don't want to sit in the dark.
What is a cobette of corn? Is it a pygmie corn or something? I don't eat much takeaway but I do like the salted squid and crispy quail from our local Vietnamese shop.
The zing in a ziger burger is contained in ther sauce alone
and the actual chicken fillet is no different to a
conventional burger.
Perhaps it was rhetorical but Mr CDNfnaMNG awoke long enough
(we have to increase his dosage) to give a partial answer
..... If the cow goes meow then its in disguise....If the
cow happens to be a bleach blonde cow named Lucy , then it
must be that well known cow from the reggae hit "Lucy in
disguise with dye ,mon"
Mrs. Cool Daddy Nice/Nice Guy,
After your last post I can see why the two of you were so
attracted to each other and that you are now happily
married. Whether Cool Daddy Nice's raps turn out to be half
as shocking as his previous incarnation as the ttyc resident
Dr. Feelgood remains to be seen but I think I can safely say
that you, madam, are embarrassingly similar to your husband
in your eagerness in taking liberties with the English
language. Or am I being a punt again? I must say I envy your
relationship. I yearn for a Mrs. Colin from the Fast Show I
can talk to. I envision a woman with whom I can compare my
years of physical abuse with, who might have even
experienced more kickings than me, though that would be
difficult to believe. I know she id out there and I have
made it my life's work to find her.
cobette= Americanism (I guess) for small cob of corn.
Genetically engineered small corn to fit into the KFC boxes
Mrs. Cool Daddy Nice/Nice Guy,
After your last post I can see why the two of you were so
attracted to each other and that you are now happily
married. Whether Cool Daddy Nice's raps turn out to be half
as shocking as his previous incarnation as the ttyc resident
Dr. Feelgood remains to be seen but I think I can safely say
that you, madam, are embarrassingly similar to your husband
in your eagerness in taking liberties with the English
language. Or am I being a punt again? I must say I envy your
relationship. I yearn for a Mrs. Colin from the Fast Show I
can talk to. I envision a woman with whom I can compare my
years of physical abuse with, who might have even
experienced more kickings than me, though that would be
difficult to believe. I know she is out there and I have
made it my life's work to find her.
cobette= Americanism (I guess) for small cob of corn.
Genetically engineered small corn to fit into the KFC boxes
cobette= Americanism (I guess) for small cob of corn.
Genetically engineered small corn to fit into the KFC boxes
I got a bit over-excited there.