porn star names

This topic was created by tearfull
[Sun 16 May, 23:03 Tasmanian Standard Time]

an interesting way to work out what your name would be as a
porn star is to use as a christian name the name of the
first pet (be it a dog, cat, goldfish, aardvark etc) and as
a surname the name of the first street you ever lived in.
using this formula, my porn star name is charlie bimbadeen.
what's yours?!

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  1. "Pepper Wiles" Added by: Barney
    [Timestamp: Sun 16 May, 23:07 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    if that's the system we're using !



  2. Tinkerbell Westgarth Added by: Sally
    [Timestamp: Sun 16 May, 23:19 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    seems to work well.



  3. from the show "Will&Grace" Added by: hmm
    [Timestamp: Sun 16 May, 23:34 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    wasn't that the formula for your drag queen name?



  4. heeheehee Added by: vickie
    [Timestamp: Sun 16 May, 23:38 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    mine would be lady chatham.....works pretty well, don't you
    think?



  5. Mine would be... Added by: Jake
    [Timestamp: Sun 16 May, 23:59 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Fanny Upshot



  6. mine is... Added by: becca
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 0:12 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Velvet Hopkins :)



  7. "Pooface Fife" Added by: Buffy
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 0:36 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    That should get the crowds in.



  8. "Pooface Fife" Added by: Buffy
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 0:37 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    That should get the crowds in.



  9. Introducing... Added by: Snoepje
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 0:38 Tasmanian Standard Time]



    Trixi Lyon !



  10. The fleas are coming... Added by: Carole
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 0:49 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Ebony Moretown, I think.



  11. Cocoa Hawkins Added by: CH
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 1:22 Tasmanian Standard Time]


    and I am a man



  12. . Added by: Estella
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 1:30 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Baxter Garden, doesn't that sound manly.



  13. mine Added by: mermaid
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 2:05 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Honey Oostenhorp



  14. or Added by: mermaid
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 2:08 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Jezebel Jennings



  15. just realised Added by: mermaid
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 2:10 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    i didn't use the formula. Doh....
    Mine WOULD be Honey Fairway then



  16. name Added by: porn star
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 2:24 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    my name would be Paul Beaudry



  17. name change Added by: becca
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 2:31 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    mine would be: Velvet Heath
    (Hopkins was the first street I remembered living on, but I
    asked the rents and Heath was actually the first)



  18. xxx Added by: boro
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 3:36 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Mine, ridiculously, would be Beardsley Hilda Place,
    Saltburn, Middlesbrough, T35 7AH. It was, strangely enough,
    my second choice when I "entered", ahem, the adult film
    business. My new feature length xxx film will be out shortly
    and I will be using the name Andrei Cutyercockov. It will be
    the first porn ever filmed using the world famous IMAX
    technology and will only be available in cinemas that are
    IMAX equipped. Enjoy.



  19. Bandit Ballantyne Added by: Bandit Ballantyne
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 4:53 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    It does have a ring to it.



  20. Don't remember the first street. . . Added by: anotherliZa
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 7:10 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    I'll use the first one I remember.
    Gremlin Pollen Court.
    Nope, I think that sounds more like my 'Spice Girl' name. I
    will have to ask my parents.



  21. (for a woman) Added by: Dud
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 7:41 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Ralph Lewis. I think not.



  22. Well Maybe Added by: Maybe
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 8:57 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Horse Goonoo Goonoo - (pronounced Gunny Gunoo)
    Maybe not.



  23. r.i.p. Added by: jomi
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 9:19 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Tosca Richmond



  24. Peaches Jade Added by: Devi
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 9:37 Tasmanian Standard Time]




  25. Poncha Thull Added by: Flip
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 9:49 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Well it has a sound to it.



  26. Nelly Spearing Added by: Debs
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 10:02 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Hmmmmm.



  27. Big Fluff Eucumbene Added by: Inquisitor
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 10:14 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    would be mine. On that basis I would probably make the most
    $$$ as a porn star who specialises in flatulation videos.



  28. You all Added by: Carole
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 10:25 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    are having waaay too much fun with this.



  29. Slight problem here Added by: Sandgroper
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 10:26 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    cause my porn name would be Jack French and I'm a woman!



  30. Rudly Baxter... Added by: Steve
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 11:26 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    and I kind of like it.



  31. Sparky Patterson Added by: edge
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 13:19 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    And I'm a guy, but I kind of like it



  32. Skye Marshall Added by: Kyuss
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 13:51 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    .



  33. my name Added by: lucy
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 13:58 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Perdita The Eyrie



  34. John Howard Added by: no shit!
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 14:53 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    I kid you not.



  35. my porn star name Added by: pepper
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 19:06 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    would be
    Tweety Marsh.



  36. er Added by: shakespeare
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 19:40 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Blackberry High Street?!?



  37. Smokey Clemetus Added by: Traveldude
    [Timestamp: Mon 17 May, 22:07 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    .



  38. Bambie Jasper Added by: Bam
    [Timestamp: Tue 18 May, 1:54 Tasmanian Standard Time]




  39. Too funny Added by: Nicole
    [Timestamp: Tue 18 May, 6:12 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    My friends and I always think of porn names for each other!
    mine is naughty niki, some others G - spot George, kinky
    Curtie, Jism Jen,



  40. Variation Added by: kiks
    [Timestamp: Thu 20 May, 16:50 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    What I've always thought was that you use your middle name,
    and the street you currently live in as you surname/last
    name.



  41. both formulas Added by: quarter
    [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 7:18 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    first: Casey Edgewood
    second: Kim Fairmont
    Not as exciting as I'd hoped for. If I take the second
    pet, I could be Sweetpea!



  42. Cool kiks Added by: Carole
    [Timestamp: Fri 21 May, 10:42 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Anne Louise Pineapple



  43. I think " Honey Cricket" just sounds stupid! Added by: Anna (coolday30@hotmail.com)
    [Timestamp: Sat 22 May, 21:59 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    I think a far better way to work it out is to take the name of your
    first pet and your mothers maiden name. That makes me honey pavitt,
    and my friends sia finch, and my boyfriends Fifi Bowes. No doubt my
    boyfriends works the best on this one. Everyone at work have come up
    with some very cool names using this as well.



  44. What a super way to get a load of passwords! Now you can start cracking!!! Added by: Billieboy
    [Timestamp: Mon 24 May, 8:52 Tasmanian Standard Time]




  45. My thoughts exactly! Added by: lisa
    [Timestamp: Mon 24 May, 12:27 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    I wouldn't respond to this, it's a great way to get email
    passwords. It's been done before.



  46. honestly Added by: daren't say
    [Timestamp: Mon 24 May, 22:45 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    i end up as Rabbit Longmore



  47. Hmmm Added by: Cardinal
    [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 11:17 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Lulu Johnson



  48. Well Added by: Dee
    [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 6:16 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    Trixie Benbow (luckily it wasn't Bimbow)



  49. No, No! Added by: Karlo
    [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 12:42 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    It would be Duchess Hunter; I'd have to work in nude drag!




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