Any one know of any real good pick up lines? Especially
lame ones!
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- have you ever seen a pussy real close?
- have you ever seen a double-dick?
- hey baby i've made it easy for you, i'm here, so you don't
have to worry about being shy anymore.
You want to lend it to me!
but the last time someone asked, "Hey baby, what's your
sign?" I replied, "This," as I flipped up my middle
finger...I'm not usually that surly, though... :~)
My favorite (posted in a pick-up thread once before):
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"That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd
be cumming too."
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I know a bunch of dumb ones which I don't feel like posting,
but if I think of any other good ones, i'll let you know.
How about a root in the back of my ute with the kelpie
watching, luv?
check your email
in that case... (yes, they're old)
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Your father must have been a thief. He stole the stars from
the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Do you have a mirror in your lap? Because I can see myself
in your pants.
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Your legs must be tired baby, because you've been running
through my mind all night.
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Can you lend me a quarter? My mom told me to call home when
I met the woman of my dreams.
...not at first, but when you see them the second or third
time the seed of a dirty time is planted in their heads and
they end up creaming their pants waiting to meet you again.
Stare at their boobs and smile, very occasionally look into
their eyes. Then say... do you have to eat anything special
to make them look so good?
Most women will say they hate it when men talk to their
boobs but this is a load of bullshit. If they hated it so
much why do they spend so much time making cleavage and
showing them off.
Another pickup line:
If you stand close enough you could actually "accidentally"
brush the pert nipple bits with your hand each time you
take a swig. Each time you make contact say something like
"tip...you're in" in the middle of conversation.
These were long term seed sowing tips...if you want
something tonight I suggest you confidently walk up to a
stranger woman and just ask....I don't know wether to say
hello or ask you for sex. then take it from there.
It's amazing how easy it is to pick up women.
Cocky little devil isn't he? If he wasn't stuck in front of
a computer so much I would start to admire him.
"I'm feeling horny". My reply was "Go wank yourself in the
toilet then".
beckon a woman who takes your fancy over to your general
direction. if she actually comes over, say "if i can make
you come with my fingers, imagine what i can do with my
cock!"
pickup lines women use, as the majority posted above seem to
orginate from males?
I don't think women use lines much. They are either too shy
or just know that an honest approach works best. Actually,
one exception. "Looking for a cigarette" can be a good way
to talk to a lot of guys. Then if the girl likes the guy,
she has an excuse to stay and talk to him while she smokes
one.
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Thought of another line a guy used on me once: "Do you sleep
on your back? Do you mind if I sleep on your stomach?" Hard
to take a guy seriously after he says something like that.
did you check your e-mail yet?
If they are Australian, there's no need for more words!
So do you mean to say you are not that up front then do you?
It's grouse to see that the high standard of TTYC has returned now that the onelist/shutup people have been shown the door.
Good work, boys and girls.
after umpteen drinks at the bar.
YOU:"How's your head"?
HER:"Fine" or "Not too bad"
YOU:"Good! Do you want to give me some"?
I go and break up fights on the dancefloor in clubs, and
immediately win the affection of many women. Works
everytime.
Nice shoes, let's fuck.
This one was used on my mate and it worked...
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Do you have an alarm clock?
Good cos i've got to get up early tomorrow morning!
Get a girl to stand close to you and get her to put her
forehead on to yours and say:
Boy "knock know"
Girl " Whose there"
Boy " Dozer"
Girl " Dozer who?"
Boy " Dozer the nicest boobies I have ever seen in my life"