Hello....Wholesome.

I'll start...Your voice sounded excellant.Your email was
enlightening...and humourous...I still long for your loins.
Will you save them for me? I'll save myself for you.
The question is can we wait till August?
I might explode..in my own personal juices.
I love you..Will you be mine?
Can we name the child....Bilbo jr.??

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1. hmmm Added by: Wholesome
   [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 10:08 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   very interesting email you sent. You do seem to have a
   SLIGHT problem. Lucky for you my problem solving abilities
   are good.
   We need to put our heads together & discuss this matter.
   Unfortunately I can't do that at this time. You will have to
   take matters into your own hands (pun intended).
   
   Bilbo Jr....absolutely not. You can do better than that.
   
   How does your Friday morning 9.30am sound for the next call.
   
   My loins have your name on them.
   
   Please try not to explode.

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2. My dear.... Added by: Bilbo the great
   [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 11:26 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   ..Wholesome....Friday at 9:30 is good...
   
   Be advised that I will be contacting you thru ICQ.
   
   Sorry to shock you...I was sharing...
   I may have crossed the line..a little.
   Thankfully, the problem has subsided.The resolve would be
   better.. with you in the equasion..
   The rain falls..with intensity.
   I will go........be well. Bilbo I'm
   working on the exploding problem.

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3. whats this.. Added by: dvd (hotmail.com)
   [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 11:36 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   got to do with a travel site? For god's sake,go get a cheap
   hotel room or something and stay out of the LP.

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4. dvd Added by: Wholesome
   [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 11:57 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   in the nicest possible way **ck off & leave us alone.

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5. Bilbo Added by: Wholesome
   [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 12:00 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Check your email...last one I promise.

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6. Wholesome... Added by: BILBO...the great
   [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 13:56 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   ..I forgot to thank you for setting me up...with mail
   options..You are a gem.
   I big hug....and a kiss
   BILBO..the great

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7. Bilbo Added by: Wholesome
   [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 14:31 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   The pleasure was all mine.
   Hugs & kisses accepted.

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8. Wholesome Added by: BILBO...the great
   [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 15:38 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   My trust fund kicks in next Tuesday..The Lear jet will be at
   the airport to wisk you away.
   We will dine in Paris.
   Bring your nicest attire.

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9. Bilbo Added by: Wholesome
   [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 18:26 Tasmanian Standard Time]

   Paris sounds great. I assume the lear jet has all the
   necessities I will need. Such as a well stocked cocktail
   cabinet, spa, personal chef...maybe even a tutor in
   graphics. I need a few lessons.

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10. You're only doing this.. Added by: .
    [Timestamp: Tue 25 May, 23:38 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    to stir yourselves up. please please kinky people. lets be
    mature. go to www.hotline.com and get your willies out of
    that

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11. re #6 Added by: ahem
    [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 12:18 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    creedit where credit is due!!please!

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12. re #6 Added by: ahem
    [Timestamp: Wed 26 May, 12:18 Tasmanian Standard Time]

    credit where credit is due!!please!

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