Dress like them, follow them around, do what they do. Guaranteed to have the effect of embarrasing and enraging them - two for the price of one! Techniques Tips From Their Perspective

• Get mum to buy you some clothes "just like big brother has".
• Tag along with him wherever he goes. If he refuses to take you with him, tell mum.

• If you're trying to dress like them, try to look a touch more geeky. This will reflect badly upon him!
• Study your brother closley for some little mannerisms you can copy, exaggerating a little, when in front of his friends.

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