Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
	If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all there? Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse. Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone. Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
	Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. A mans idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.' Sadly, all men are created equal.
Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.' There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving -they'd be wrong but you can still use them.