God grant me
the Senility
to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I am older, here's
what I have discovered:
I started out with nothing,
& I still have most of it.
My wild oats have turned into
prunes and All Bran.
I finally got my head together,
now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don't remember being
absent minded..
Only time the world beats a
path to your door
is when you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes,
he would have put them on my knees.
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