JOIN THE AA POLICE !
We're looking for a few good men and women to take charge!
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* Do you burn with righteous indignation when someone calls themselves a "drug addict" at YOUR meeting?
* Do you get outraged when people give nothing when the basket is passed around?
* Are you the first at group conscience meetings to jump up and scream, "IT'S AGAINST THE TRADITIONS!" ?
* Are you arrogant, intolerant and judgmental? |
Have we got the job for you!
Join the AA POLICE!!!!
Put those character defects to good use!
During our intensive six week training program our qualified instructors will teach such topics as:
How to infiltrate AA subversive organizations.
How to conduct Twelve Step interrogations.
How to keep group conscience meetings ideologically pure.
How to enforce the "alcoholics only" code for newcomers.
So don't waste your time,
join the AA Police now!
By order of the Public Relations Division of the AA Police
Find a rich, rewarding and satisfying career in the AA Police.
. . . and for those of you who are beyond insensitive. . .
Join the AA International Traditions Violations Division
(TVD)