Hey! Lola's matches from Big Al's bar
This should help me find my way around
It's a bar of Sud-U-Like soap. My favourite!
Ouch! They're not as safe as they look
They're alright if you pull them quickly
The Gidyun book of fish. There's one in every hotel room
It's the Daily Yak
The tastiest sticky bun I've ever seen
Just an average iron bucket
I should catch something with this
Mmmmm! Made with 100% something or other
Billy G's Sounds of the Seventies! Cool!
A genuine Barryville dollar piece
I'd hate to imagine what these were used for
Lobsters really live in these things?
I think it's smiling at me
Hey! Aren't branches fractal objects or something?
It's twice as long as half it's length
Fashion disaster alert!
Well it's an improvement I suppose
Boudicea's skates. You can see where the wheel spikes went
A commemoration of Olaf Particle and his wrestling prawns
This is great for executive stress relief
A teabag that is completely water proof. Neat!
You could use this to see in the dark
It's a good likeness but not of me
Not bad huh? 10 out 10 for inventiveness
The tropical chainsaw fish. A very rare species
Just an average iron bucket..With water in
This should get me places
I'll treasure this for ever and ever
This is not your ordinary everyday digital watch
I guess it's some kind of electronic key
This smells of rum. No wonder that guy was asleep
It's empty now. Oh well
You know this reminds me of my old headmaster
Bertrand Tepid "Gargles Beethoven's greatest hits". Cool
It has state of the art buttons and things but no battery
Well the tape doesn't appear to be turning..
It's working but there's still something missing
Testing. One. Two. Hey it works!
I wonder if someone actually has a nose like this?
Here's the key to a cupboard. It's a cupboard key
This is a safe key. But safe from what?
I've never seen a Dug dance. This should be good
Wow a pink thing! This'll replace my blue thing
I can only think of a few uses for one of these
Well it's a certainly a lot smaller
It's power to the people
It's tuned to the weather station
Without batteries? It won't work
It's a space hopper with a deflated ego
We could go places with this
The hula girl pizza company. The're my rivals!
One of these rang me once. It was a crank call
Pink chewing gum? Who left this here?
I hope I never meet the owner of this
Hey! This is almost as sharp as me
A can of my least favourite beverage
Hmm now what could we use this for?
I'd like to see the chopper fly without this
A washer handcrafted in solid steel
The cuckoo seems to have fled the nest
Shhh you shouldn't disturb nesting birds
A fanless fan? Very useful
Hey how ingenious!
Who makes these things?
Now what could I use these for?
Glue that'll stick anything, can I get the top off?
A scared chicken isn't that an oxymoron or something?
These were gloves at first sight
Nail. Nine inches. What else do you need to know?
The greatest roller skate ever made. Honest
I really don't think it would suit
There's a head shaped dent in it
These look familiar
I've always wondered why they call it pool
A stick of white chalk. This reminds me of school
Big. Red. Full of Air. Just like an old teacher of mine
You know what they say about cuckoos? No me neither
You ever wondered about the size of my pockets?
I don't think Ms. Cluck is going to miss this
What's with all this unstylish clothing?
A clothes peg? Well it could prove useful
Don't fish ever use deodorant?
And people wear these as trousers?
Don't they usually flock together?
Don't eat it! I don't want to go to that dentist
Hey! Now I'm a real yuppy
I wonder what's happening in the world?
It's a complimentary book of matches