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What should I do if I am obsessed?

Contributed by Judy Ghirardelli

1. Stop calling the nice lady at you local bookstore, and harassing her about when the next book will be out.
2. Lie down.
3. Stay lying down.
4. Try to not think about things like wheels, knives, spears, swords, doorways, Piglets, fire, severed hands, plucked out eyes, tattoos, leashes, calendars, irons, pincers, still images, gentle breezes, FAQs, Towers, wolves, falcons, hawks, hammers, axes, Roy, and lastly, don't think about rivers!
5. Now, pick up a copy of The Tao of Pooh and become an uncarved block.

(p.s. that will be 50 bucks...)

(p.p.s. The idea of not thinking about Roy while lying down is just a generally good practice, and might be applied to all the rest of you who won't admit you have a problem ...)