The Hugh Jampton Experience
It's the man of the moment, assuming the moment was 4:32 in the morning on the 12th of August 1976...Hugh Jampton
Once again I find myself bringing up the rear (so to speak), and filling up another column of low quality tat just to make up the numbers. Oh well. Anyway as usual we have are consistently ignored caption competition. I'm sure you remember it...no...? Where you write a caption...? No? Look have another Sanatogen and read on....
The caption competition
Here is our action packed picture from last issue...
After a quick look our eager patients quickly came up with following...
or "When Tony said I can't wait to get you in the sack, this isn't quite what I had in mind."
or "Heeeelp, are you sure this is the popularity slide everyone's going on about ?"
John Crane
Thomas Shevels.
Wonderful stuff there, and the winner has to be John Crane. So sorry to Thomas, but John's captions really gave me a lift, but then that's what Crane's do best! (Save me - ED). Anyway lets move on to this issue's photo...
Send your entries to hughj@riscworld.co.uk, one lucky winner will not be invited to attend a gala presentation ceremony and not receive a huge winners cheque.
And now a new feature....
Hugh's hall of illusions
I've been sent a few of these recently, so I thought it would be a good idea to share them with you. Firstly cover your right eye and look at the circle. If you move your head forward towards the monitor the cross will vanish, so remember don't drive with one eye covered!
Here is a slightly different optical illusion. Stare at the black dot in the centre of the image, now move your head back and forward. The shapes round the edge start rotating...
Anyway that's enough of that, lets have the pictures...
Hugh's picture gallery
So what do you think was going on here then...
Lets hope it doesn't lead to this...
Or even worse having to run this...
Still at least there may be a reconciliation at the end...
And to finish off here is a man offering an essential public service...
That's all I an be bothered to write this time...go on...go home...be off with you...