MORTAL PONG v 0.4b beta

 Don't ask why I made a pong game, I just felt like.
 Plus, we needed something to test XBAND PC at work, so I wrote
 this little gem. (This game works over the modem with XBAND PC,
 or two people can play it together on one machine)

 Pretty simple, you try to keep the balls from going past ya.
 Every time a ball passes by ya, you lose health (just like mortal
 combat, get it!).  The balls come from the strange metal planetoid
 in the middle of the screen.  The longer the game goes the more
 balls that come flying out (unlike boring old normal pong).

 Whoever wins gets to watch the other guy go up in flames! Great fun!

 The controls are simple:

      Player1: A - go up
               B - go down

      Player2: UP ARROW - go up (of course)
               DOWN ARROW - go down (duh!)

 You can put some "english" and speed on the ball if you "swipe" it
 with the paddle, try it. (Also try Obnoxious mode, it's Obnoxious!)

 Recommended Hardware:
  A 386+ computer running DOS 3.3 or better.
  A VGA card and monitor.
  A sound blaster card or compatible is STRONGLY suggested!
    (The setting from your BLASTER enviorment variable are used to set
     up the sound card.)

 Well, have fun.......

 If you want to ask me anything, write to me at anderson@catapent.com.
 Also feel free to email me money, fame, beer, pizza. (But please, no
 more spam!)

 If there are any artist who would like to contribute to the cheesy
 cause email me. I can always use good art to help keep these cheesy
 games looking good.  No pay, but the fame and the glory of having your
 name in a cheesy game is well worth it. (Plus, the women will go crazy!)

 Also visit the Cheesy Software web site: www.best.com/~slab/cheesy
 The latest versions of all games are posted there first!