I'VE ONLY GONE AND BLEEDING
DYED ME HAIR BRIGHT RED, IN'I?!

(Gruesome and gory pics today! on this website!)

The only person that was instrumental to this operation, and that doesn't appear in photos, is my best bird, Fiona, who fulfills my every whim and also came up with the captions for the first three photies!


Oh my God! Why am I letting her do this to me?

No Ben,I can't take the peroxide off now. (Don't anyone tell him it's burning a big hole in his head!!)



Why can't I get a role in Trainspotting the sequel - Anoraks'r'Us? Is it my belly?


Andy and I admire the results!

More pictures to follow!


last updated: 15th March 1997