- Anti-malaria pills (probably the ones that make you lose your marbles
- Elephant gun (it fires real elephants!)
- Tube of savlon
- A packet of extra-strong mints, now half eaten
- My house and bike keys on a sturdy key ring
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- Baboon repellent (to spray all over the windscreen)
- A small goat, just for appeasing hungry lions or tigers
- An optometrist's field kit, in case of cross-eyed lions
- Sandwiches, peanut butter
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