Ben Vost - what a guy!

Born at an early age, Ben Vost soon realised that he was going to have to make his mark on the world in some way and he started early by being a most prodigious shitter. After finally leaving his anal expressive phase, he settled down to write very poor copy for a variety of Amiga magazines and several unpublished short stories (and quite a lot of very tall ones...). I have no more to say on the subject at the moment. Bye. Fi says: He hasn't left 'that' phase yet! As the marks in the pan will testify too. What a cruel and heartless beast I am maligning my gorgeous bloke in such a fashion. What he hasn't told you is that he's got a right nice pair of legs and a bottom like a ripe peach!! Well it's furry anyway. And he cooks. And he gives good foot and back rubs. And he is very good with children. I guess that's because they're so close to his real age! However he has got big, shiny, glossy, curly hair which most girls I know would kill for (well not most but I could kill him for it).

last updated: 8th September 1996