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Kerry Lee High Jr wrote:
>
> John Hess (johnhess@cris.com) wrote:
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> : :>I hope you do not get too many flames.
> : :>Ken Maritch
> : :>(Registered Executor user)
> : :>
> : :>
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> : I, on the other hand, hope you do!
> <AOL> me too! </AOL>
Here ya go guys:
Dear:
[x ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Aol'er
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[x ] Scammer [x ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[x ] You posted something asking for warez
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was
someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in 3lIt3 CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your Internet access
[ ] Hang yourself
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[x ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[x ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[x ] Get a life
[x ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
[ ] All of the above
End flame.
-Ssquire
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