10ADBBUD.ZIP |
Ten commandments for programmers
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10CMD.ZIP |
10 Commandments For C Programmers
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15QS1.ZIP |
15 questions to ask Microsoft about Windows 95
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1984.ZIP |
IOCCC winners for 1984-6
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1991.ZIP |
IOCCC winners for 1991
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300BPS.ZIP |
101 things you can do with a 300 bauds modem!!
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386CODE.ZIP |
Undocumented 80X86 opcodes
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6661.ZIP |
Satanic Operating Systems
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7DEADLY-.ZIP |
The Seven Deadly Layers of OSI
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ACTUAL_C.ZIP |
Absolutely unchanged compiler responses
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AIRPLANE.ZIP |
Airplanes as operating systems (humor)
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ALICEIND.ZIP |
Alice in DIGITALand
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ALICES_N.ZIP |
Alice's NNTP Server
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ALICES_P.ZIP |
Alice's PDP-10
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ALICES_R.ZIP |
MIT's AI lab
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ALTERNAT.ZIP |
Alternatives to OSI
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AMIGAUSE.ZIP |
100 ways to use a AMIGA (FUN)
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AMIREP.ZIP |
Hur man reparerar en Amiga :-)
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APPLE.ZIP |
New technology announcement from Apple
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APPLEII.ZIP |
My Apple II test
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APPLEMAF.ZIP |
The story of the Apple mafia
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APPLES.ZIP |
What's wrong with Apple computers
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ARCHITEC.ZIP |
If architects had to work like programmers
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ARE_YOU_.ZIP |
Are you an internet nerd?
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ART_EROT.ZIP |
Hot new program lang. "X"! Tragic results
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BABBAGE.ZIP |
The new computer language
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BASICZEN.ZIP |
Basic Zen or Real men program in C
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BOFB.ZIP |
Bastard operator from Britain
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BOFB2.ZIP |
Bastard operator from Britain #2
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BOFH.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #1
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BOFH2.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #4
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BOFH4.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #2
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BOFH5.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #3
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BOFH7.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #5
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BOFH8.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #6
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BOFH1.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #12
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BOFH10.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #10
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BOFH11.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #11
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BOFH13.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #13
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BOFH15.ZIP |
Bastard operator from hell #15
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BOFH14.ZIP |
The Bastard Operator from Hell Rides Again.
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BOFH9.ZIP |
The LAST Bastard Operator from HELL!
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BSMFH1.ZIP |
Bastard system manager from hell #1
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BSMFH2.ZIP |
Bastard system manager from hell #2
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BUDORD.ZIP |
Modemarens 12 budord
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BUNGL.ZIP |
Overextended opcodes
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C.ZIP |
Ode to C
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C_MINUS.ZIP |
New product announcement: C-- Void Oriented Programming
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C64STORY.ZIP |
Rather brain-dead C-64 story
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CANT_PAR.ZIP |
You can't parse this!
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CARS.ZIP |
If on-line services and networks were cars:
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CELIBACY.ZIP |
Celibacy, UNIX programmers manual
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CHERN.ZIP |
USSR on Usenet
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CLIENT_S.ZIP |
How Client/Server Computing Is Like Teen-age Sex
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COFFEE.ZIP |
Computer, chuckle, original
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COMLUST.ZIP |
Computer Lust
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COMMUTIN.ZIP |
Commuting for the beginners
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COMP.ZIP |
Computer mania, a mental disorder??
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COMPDICT.ZIP |
Tonkin's computer dictionary
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COMPLOVE.ZIP |
The joy of computers
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COMPSEX.ZIP |
A computer's wet dream
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COMPUTE1.ZIP |
Computer funnies
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COMPUTE3.ZIP |
Computer songs and poems
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COMPUTER.ZIP |
How god created the computer
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COOPCAD.ZIP |
Copers laws on CAD systems
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COOPLAWS.ZIP |
Coopers Laws on computers
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CPUNS.ZIP |
Puns with the C Language
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CPURITY.ZIP |
Programmers Test, Do You Have What It Takes?
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CRAY7.ZIP |
The latest from cray
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CREATORS.ZIP |
Creators admit unix, c hoax
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CUISINE.ZIP |
Microsoft "Food For Windows"
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CUSTOMER.ZIP |
Support is hell: The Torture Never Stops
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DANBARRE.ZIP |
Collection of great computer jokes
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DATAKOM.ZIP |
Datakommunikation ordlista
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DDERN.ZIP |
Batch up your shellscripts
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DEAD1.ZIP |
Dead 1, The history of the BBS user
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DEAD2.ZIP |
Dead 2, The sequel from hell
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DEAD3.ZIP |
Dead 3, Our heroes enters cyberspace
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DEAD4.ZIP |
Dead 4, Dawn of the Turgid Members
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DEAREMIL.ZIP |
Dear Emily postnews
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DEC-OH.ZIP |
Old computer song, dec-oh!
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DECWARS.ZIP |
DEC Wars
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DISEASES.ZIP |
BBS related diseases
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DISKDRIV.ZIP |
What to do with your diskdrive
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DISKRIGG.ZIP |
The disk rigger rodent story
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DLJUNKIE.ZIP |
Confessions of a download junkie
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DO_IT_LI.ZIP |
Lot's of Do-it-like lines... Like "computer programmers do it bit-by-bit..." etc...
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DOS_FAQ.ZIP |
What the comp.os.ms-dos.wizards FAQ might look like if there were a comp.os.ms-dos.wizards.
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DPDEF.ZIP |
Data processing definitions
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ELITE.ZIP |
How to gain access on "Elite" boards
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ENSF.ZIP |
Yasf -- yet another software foundation!
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ETHICS.ZIP |
Ethics for BBS users
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EUNUCHS.ZIP |
ENUCH's programmers manual
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EXCUSES1.ZIP |
Sysop's and programmer's excuses
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EXPERT.ZIP |
Ten ways to spot a computer expert.
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FAMOUS.ZIP |
Famous bugs
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FI2100.ZIP |
How Client/Server Computing Is Like Teen-age Sex
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FI2105.ZIP |
The computer expert's glossary
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FI2106.ZIP |
Computer Glossary
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FI2164.ZIP |
Joke (Gateway 2000)
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FI2168.ZIP |
FSF announces GNU GNURM, the new, improved network worm!
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FI2182.ZIP |
Hitch Hikers Guide To The Net
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FI2188.ZIP |
How to get a hacker to bed (What to do when the chips are down)
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FI2191.ZIP |
How to program and debug in "C"
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FI222.ZIP |
Absolutely unchanged compiler responses
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FI2226.ZIP |
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming
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FI2264.ZIP |
Signs of Computer Use in School Age Children
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FI2303.ZIP |
Computer Language Breakthrough
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FI231.ZIP |
Alternatives to OSI
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FI2348.ZIP |
A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers
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FI2365.ZIP |
Computer science sesame street
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FI2401.ZIP |
Different ways of taking care of your disks
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FI2408.ZIP |
A portrait of the TeX novice/user/hacker/...
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FI2417.ZIP |
THE HACKER TEST - Version 1.0
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FI2422.ZIP |
Return of the self-righteous net-fuckwit super-hero
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FI2426.ZIP |
The pc manifesto featuring a pc primer and revised pc lexicon
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FI244.ZIP |
Are you a Computer Geek? #3
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FI245.ZIP |
Are you an internet nerd?
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FI2451.ZIP |
PLTS Announces "netnews by fax"
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FI2452.ZIP |
The usenet guide to power posting
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FI247.ZIP |
Are you STILL a Computer GEEK?
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FI2470.ZIP |
What is a Unix Guru?
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FI2478.ZIP |
Reasons Why a Slide Rule (and Paper Pad) is Better Than an X Workstation
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FI2483.ZIP |
Why beer is better than the net
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FI2494.ZIP |
Why I like the IBM 3090
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FI2500.ZIP |
Reasons why Usenet is like a penis:
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FI26.ZIP |
Xerox Recalls 3D Copier
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FOOD4WIN.ZIP |
Info on the new Microsoft Food program
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FOOT.ZIP |
What language is afoot?
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FUNNY.ZIP |
IBM joke
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GAMEDEC.ZIP |
How DEC works
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GENASYS.ZIP |
Gen-A-Sys: IBM Creation
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GNU.ZIP |
FSF announces GNU GNURM, the new, improved network worm!
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HACK_POM.ZIP |
A joke poem about data loss at the White House
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HACKER2.ZIP |
The hacker test
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HACKERS.ZIP |
Script for a hacker's tear
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HACKSONG.ZIP |
The hacker's song
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HACKTEST.ZIP |
Are you a hacker? The test!
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HAL.ZIP |
Marketing the HAL9000 computer
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HAL_WORD.ZIP |
Was "HAL" in 2001 named after wordplay on "IBM"?
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HANDLE.ZIP |
How to choose an alias
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HHGNET.ZIP |
Hitchhikers guide to the net
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HOW_TO_G.ZIP |
How to get a hacker to bed
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HOW_TO_P.ZIP |
How to program and debug in 'C'
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HUMOR11.ZIP |
If Operating Systems were Airlines
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HUMOR12.ZIP |
Windows95 Will Have the Coolest Users Ever
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HUMOR13.ZIP |
Top 15 Things People Think the '95' in 'Windows95' Really Stands For
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HUMOR41.ZIP |
Microsoft Buys 1995
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HUMOR61.ZIP |
Bill Gates in Afterlife
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HUMOR71.ZIP |
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
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HUMOR81.ZIP |
Microsoft Renames Windows95
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HUMOR91.ZIP |
The Usenet Oracle responds on Windows95
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I_GET_NO.ZIP |
I get no cix out of you
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IBM&GOD.ZIP |
IBM, God and the creation of the universe
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IBM.ZIP |
Its still VAPORWARE!
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IBMRULES.ZIP |
There is rules for driving computers, too
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IBMSONG2.ZIP |
IBM song, march on with IBM
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IEEE_D.ZIP |
IEEE definitions
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INSTAL1.ZIP |
Windows 95 Installation Woes
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INTERCAL.ZIP |
The intercal programming language ref. manual
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JOE_LISP.ZIP |
The adventures of Joe Lisp
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JOKES.ZIP |
Transputer Jokes
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LA_BOITE.ZIP |
La Boite Bleue
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LATEONEN.ZIP |
Fun story about Netware security
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LAWNWATC.ZIP |
The LATEST in LAWN Management systems.
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LAWS_OF_.ZIP |
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming
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LAWSUITS.ZIP |
Software lawsuits
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LECHHATE.ZIP |
What leechers hate about A E sysops
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LESSER.ZIP |
The lesser known programming languages, Simple
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LIFECYCL.ZIP |
The Software life cycle
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LOVEBYTE.ZIP |
Love Bytes, or sex and the single computer
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LSD.ZIP |
Unix "man" page for LSD
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MAKING_Y.ZIP |
How to Making your serviceman feel welcome
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MANIFEST.ZIP |
The PC Manifesto
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MANPAGE.ZIP |
Funny "man" pages
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MASTER.ZIP |
The master programmer, a religious allegory
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MEL.ZIP |
About Mel's life, computer phunn
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MICRO.ZIP |
Micro, Offensive to computers and computers wannabes
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MICRO1.ZIP |
Microsoft Jokes
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MICRO2.ZIP |
More Microsoft Jokes
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MISC_COM.ZIP |
Signs of Computer Use in School Age Children
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MODEMPAI.ZIP |
Modem pail kids
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MOLLY.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly modem
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MOLLY1.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.1
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MOLLY2.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.2
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MOLLY3.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.3
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MOLLY4.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.4
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MOLLY5.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.5
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MOLLY6.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.6
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MOLLY7.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.7
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MOLLY8.ZIP |
The adventures of Molly Modem Pt.8
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MSCARS1.ZIP |
If Microsoft Built Cars...
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MURPH.ZIP |
Muprhy's computer laws
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MURPHYS.ZIP |
Murphy's Law, as applied to Computing!
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NEW_LA.ZIP |
New , little used, computer languages
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NEW-CABL.ZIP |
New serial cables (joke)
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NEWUSER.ZIP |
New users - How to detect and destroy them
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NIGHT.ZIP |
The night of the hacker
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NIGHTB4.ZIP |
Twas the night before installation
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NO_YER.ZIP |
Know your unix system administrator, a field guide
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NOEMAIL.ZIP |
100+ excuses why i haven't answered my e-mail
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NULL_PRO.ZIP |
Computer Language Breakthrough
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ODD_TO.ZIP |
Odd to Obscurity
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OPCODE.ZIP |
Apocryphal opcode mnemonic
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OPCODES.ZIP |
Opcodes That Really Ought to Exist
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OPCODES2.ZIP |
Newest DEC opcodes
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OPERATOR.ZIP |
Operator's opcodes
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ORACLE.ZIP |
The Usenet oracle is now available
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ORACLE1.ZIP |
Why is Windows 95 Beta so bug-ridden it's not funny?
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OS_TO.ZIP |
What driving to the store would be like if operating systems ran your car!
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OSTEXT.ZIP |
Text file on Operating Systems - "If operating systems were airplanes".
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PARANOID.ZIP |
Top list for paranoid computer scientist
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PASCJOKE.ZIP |
Niklaus Wirth talks about computer jokes
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PCHUMOR.ZIP |
Guide to computer languages
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PENTHAHA.ZIP |
Jokes about the bug in Pentium.
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PGMRSONG.ZIP |
The programmer
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PHANTOMA.ZIP |
The Phantom of the Operator
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PIZZAN.ZIP |
Att ladda upp till din sysop
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POLYGLOT.ZIP |
Same code, many languages
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POURNELL.ZIP |
Computing at Anarchy arces
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POWRPOST.ZIP |
How to properly post
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PRAYER.ZIP |
The programmers prayer
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PROGRAM.ZIP |
Bored by Pascal? Odd Code.
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PROGRAMM.ZIP |
The programmer's prayers
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PUSSY_EA.ZIP |
Laser Printer Sucks up Cat
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QUICHE.ZIP |
Real Programmers
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REAL.ZIP |
Real programmers don't eat quiche
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REAL_PR2.ZIP |
Real Programmers Don't Write Specs
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REALENG.ZIP |
Real software engineers don't read dumps
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REALMEL.ZIP |
Real programmers write in Fortran
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REALMEN.ZIP |
Real programmers don't write Pascal
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REALPAS.ZIP |
Real programmers don't use Pascal
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REALPROG.ZIP |
About REAL programmers
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REALSOFT.ZIP |
Real software engineers ...
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REALUSER.ZIP |
Real BBS users
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REGWIZ1.ZIP |
Inside the Windows 95 Registration Wizard
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RELATIVE.ZIP |
Relativity vs. Ada Compiler
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REMOVE1.ZIP |
Removing Windows 95 From Your PC
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RLPRGPAS.ZIP |
Real Programmers Don't write Pascal.
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RYFM.ZIP |
Read your fucking manual!
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SATURDAY.ZIP |
What leeches do on Saturday nights
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SEARS.ZIP |
Its official, VAX sucks
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SECRETS.ZIP |
Users guide to little known facts about computers
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SESAME_S.ZIP |
Computer science sesame streeT
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SEXX.ZIP |
The .plan file of life
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SFLVRS_H.ZIP |
A beautiful obsession from the binary world
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SIGNATUR.ZIP |
Stupid .signatures
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SIGS.ZIP |
Collection of E-Mail signatures
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SILICON.ZIP |
The joke of Silicon Valley
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SLINGS_A.ZIP |
Structured programmers soliloquy
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SUN_ON_T.ZIP |
SUN News
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SWWARS.ZIP |
Software Wars
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SYSADMIN.ZIP |
Field Guide to System Administrators
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SYSOPS.ZIP |
Real sysops don't eat quiche .
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SYSTEM.ZIP |
Machine Room Operations
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SYSTEM_G.ZIP |
Genesis (ver 2.5)
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TAKING_C.ZIP |
Different ways of taking care of your disks
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TECHNICA.ZIP |
What is Technical Harassment.
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TENNE.ZIP |
Tenne C, A new version of C
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TERMPOEM.ZIP |
Terminal Panic
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TERMS.ZIP |
An unnecessary computer dictionary
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TESTFORS.ZIP |
Test for system analysts
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TEX.ZIP |
A portrait of the TeX novice/user/hacker/...
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THE_DAY_.ZIP |
The day sunOS died
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THE_HACK.ZIP |
The hacker test - Version 1.0
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THE_MAIN.ZIP |
The Mainframe Environment From a Training Perspective
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THECOMPU.ZIP |
The Complete computer nerd dictionary
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THEPASCA.ZIP |
The Pascal programmer & the C programmer
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THESOCIE.ZIP |
The society of leeches
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TIMELINE.ZIP |
The computer timeline
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TO_MY_DA.ZIP |
To my darling husband
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TOLKIEN.ZIP |
Tolkien Ring Network
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TOLKIEN_.ZIP |
The tolkien ring network
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TONKINSC.ZIP |
Tonkin's first computer dictionary
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ULTIMATE.ZIP |
Ultimate Digital SPR Report
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UNIVERSA.ZIP |
Universal VAX 8900
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UNIX.ZIP |
FUN with UNIX
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UNIX2.ZIP |
Unix is a Program Gone Bad
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UNIXCJKE.ZIP |
Creators admit unix, c hoax
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UNIXHOAX.ZIP |
Unix was a Hoax?
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UNIXJOKE.ZIP |
A little unix humor :-d
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UNIXKILL.ZIP |
New Unix command
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UNIXLOVE.ZIP |
Why i love UNIX
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UNIXTREK.ZIP |
Unix star trek parody
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UNIXVARI.ZIP |
Unix -- variations on a theme
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UNIXWARS.ZIP |
Science fiction story about Unix wars
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USENET.ZIP |
Usenet Olympics
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USENET_B.ZIP |
PLTS Announces "netnews by fax"
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USENET_G.ZIP |
The USENET Guide to Power Posting
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USSRMODM.ZIP |
An article from Pravda about modeming
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UZI_COMP.ZIP |
The Uzi Vs. The Computer
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VALGOL.ZIP |
The new programming language VALGOL
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VANGOJOK.ZIP |
Computer/Painter joke
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WARGAMES.ZIP |
Is wargames possible?
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VAXEN.ZIP |
VAXen, my children, just don't belong some places
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VAXENDON.ZIP |
VAX computer story
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VAXTREK.ZIP |
Vax Trek V the movie, The Cruncy bits
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WEIRDPRO.ZIP |
Are you bored with Pascal?
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WHAT_IS_.ZIP |
What is a Unix Guru?
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WHY_I_LI.ZIP |
Why I like the IBM 3090
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WHY_TEXT.ZIP |
Why textfiles
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VI_ADDIC.ZIP |
Addicted to VI, a funny Unix song
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WIN95.ZIP |
Top 10 things people think the '95' in 'windows 95' really stands for:
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WIN95-1.ZIP |
Subliminal Messages in Windows 95?
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WINDEX1.ZIP |
Microsoap Introduces Windex '95
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WINDOW1.ZIP |
Is it Windows 95 or 85? Teasing reality from the hype
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WINDOWS.ZIP |
The world of windows
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WINJOKES.ZIP |
Jokes on Windows
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VIRTUAL.ZIP |
How virtual memory really works?
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VIRUWORM.ZIP |
Viruwormdy song
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WW95S1.ZIP |
Why Windows 95 Sucks
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XDOS7.ZIP |
The new christian religion: Xdos 7.0
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XMAS.ZIP |
Electronic C Christmas Card
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XMAS_TWE.ZIP |
The Twelve computerized days of christmas
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XTND8088.ZIP |
Extended opcode set for Intel 8088/8086
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ZANY232.ZIP |
A new RS-232 standard
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ZENDOCUM.ZIP |
Zen and the art of computer documentation
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ZZZMODEM.ZIP |
New transfer protocol: ZZZMODEM!
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