Spam Trek
LaStory v.2.0 by Larry Anderson
Chapter 1
Spam. The Final Meat. Going where no meat has gone before. Yes, this is
the place where most stories end, where most people get sick. The Spam.
Some people fry it, some eat it right out of the box. Some people mix it
up in a blender and drink it like a shake. A spam shake. Very few people
have ever ate an entire can and lived to tell about it.
Above written by LARRY ANDERSON on Tuesday, June 11, 1996
Our mission begins in the small town of Edna, Texas. Many of spam farmers
are from this part of the world. They get their government issued Spam
seeds and plant them at 7 inch intervals. They add the magic chemical,
which is not disclosed, and within days, full grown spam trees are bearing
fruits. Little spam fruits. Of course, they are still not ready to pick.
Above written by LARRY ANDERSON on Tuesday, June 11, 1996
After the right amount of drugs and perservatives are added, then the
checkers will go around and make sure that the right amount of radiation
is on each spam. Once this is complete, then, and only then can the Spam
fruit be picked. Once picked, they are then covered with an unknown
gooey substance. The origin of this gooey substance is another story.
Above written by LARRY ANDERSON on Tuesday, June 11, 1996
The cans are made by a special can company and then shipped to the Spam
packing factory. Each individual spam fruit in entered into the Spam Can
and then are boxed and shipped to the individual factories all around
the world. For more information, get on the Internet and search for the
word SPAM. You will be happy that you did.
Above written by LARRY ANDERSON on Tuesday, June 11, 1996
Chapter 2
Many people really like spam. In fact, many people even worship Spam.
There are churches, called Spam Churches that are spawning up everywhere
that Spam is being ate. Many people are finding other uses for Spam. I
hear that you can even brush your teeth with the goo from it.
Above written by LARRY ANDERSON on Tuesday, June 11, 1996