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Maid 101


Maidhood 401

The Saucy Maid

By Bobbi Swan

I have a hard time pinning down a name for this maid with so many practical services to offer her employers. She is cute, and talented in pleasing her customers as a waitress, works hard for bigger tips and is very much the flirtatious coquette. Sometimes however, she may displease her employer by over exciting the patron and placing herself in a precarious position for her calling. Whether she serves as waitress in a saloon or specialty restaurant with her precocious and sexy uniform she must remember her presence, serve a proper drink or meal, and not flirt too much with the good looking gentleman at her table.

She, too, has a roving eye for the handsome would be bachelor, and does indeed find dating with the right suitor one of her top priorities. But, she is also well aware that flirting with the elderly patrician will almost always lead to a most generous tip. That is more so when he is dining or drinking alone. With his companion or wife—she knows full well that jealousy from the mate can be disastrous to her financial proceeds of the evening. This saucy maid has also been known to do more than flirt with her employer after hours, always hoping to better her position, and be sure that her shifts and tables are the very best.

As a hotel, motel or Bed and Breakfast inn maid she only accepts the very best high class establishments and insists on working only the suites and special chambers reserved for the privileged few. Her hope is to have the opportunity to serve in the presence of the visiting movie star, producer, director, or entrepreneur. Age is not as important as the guest's position in life.

Her impertinent eye surveys the entire scene, and of course, she keeps herself immaculately dressed and made up. Her hair is kept squeaky clean, well coifed, and the perky little lace cap she wears is placed with care to set it off. The makeup is not too heavy, but well applied with time and care. She studies her beauty and cosmetic journals thoroughly and is constantly in synch with modern trends. This saucy maid visits her favorite salon at least once a week, and has a favorite cosmetologist that "does her" and offers many hints and suggestions. A Saucy Maid in action. Attention to these is foremost and she loves to let her stylist practice and experiment with new looks.

The uniform is tantalizing and seductive. As a maid insisting on working only where the costume fits her personality and matches her ambition for the future she wears no ordinary outfit. Here you see her in a string laced bodice frock that sets off her generous bosom, and is touched with lace at the neckline and short puffed sleeves. The frilly lace on her little apron matches perfectly and is more ornamental than practical, but sets the scene for her position of servitude. Our maid uses this charming apron well to her advantage in catching the eye. Her legs do the rest, and how she loves to show them off! The skirt will always be above the knee, perhaps with a lacy little petti to flounce it out. Matching two inch brown leather heels add to the perfection of her gams and yet allow her to work comfortably for long periods. I'm sure that you can see how happy this cocky little vamp is, maybe even brazen—some think that she might even be a gold-digger. But we know best, don't we? She is a very dedicated worker and a most proficient maid and servant. She learned her lessons in this well before she found her present position and she has good references.

I loved her and shopped far and wide to find a costume like hers. When I found it I treasured it, and as you can see, it easily made my housework a lot more fun. That is—when I finally stopped posing in front of the camera and got down to real work! Or, was I hoping that someone might ring the bell for the maid—the Fuller Brush Man or the plumber?

How about you?

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