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The Marv Albert Theme Song: |
(to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland")
Contributed by Melissa Spence
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Lacey things, they're so thrillin'!
She don't know that they're missin'.
To dress in her clothes, her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the store there's a teddy -
Little straps, like spaghetti!
It fits me so tight, like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the office, there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He says, "Are you ready?" I say, "Whoa, man!
Let's wait until the wife is out of town!"
Later on, if we wanna,
We can dress like Madonna!
We'll put on our shades, and join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
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