#9. No thanks, just sniffing.
#8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7. Mom will love this!
#6. Do you have this with the Dallas Cowboys logo on it?
#5. No need to wrap it, I'll eat it here.
#4 Will you model this for me?
#3. Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
#2. Forty five bucks!? You're just gonna end up naked anyway.
And the number one thing a man should never, ever say in a Victoria's Secret Store:
#1. The Miracle What!!?? This is better than world peace!