By Allison Marsh
So here are the first sentences of some club presidents around the country as they appeared in the newsletters.
MFGE: "The hot weather is starting to cool, and it is time for you ladies to don your wigs and dresses and get out and socialize.
THE PINNACLE: Well, Well! At last some rain has come and it's getting cooler.
SACRAMENTO GENDER ASSOCIATION: Another nice month, the meetings have been well attended and I think that all the people at the meetings have had fun.
LIFELINES: Here it is, September already. Another summer seems to have slipped away, almost before I could blink. Here I am at the same old stand, trying to get on with my life and make sense out of this world.
CROSS-PORT INNER VIEW: Ladies, at last the weather sorcerer's evil spell has been broken. The Queen City shines under cool clear skies.
CACTUS FLOWER: It's hard to believe that another month has flown by and it's time to get this column off to the Cactus Flower But I guess this time of the month sneaks up on me every month. Time does absolutely fly by that is for sure.
THE PRIMROSE: As I sat down to write this month's column, I didn't know what I would write about.
THE FLIP SIDE: Your old Pres here, once again. And the first thing I can think to say is Wow!
CHIC DIARY: I can't do a report on the last meeting because I missed it.
MFGE: You know, the longer I am President, the harder it gets to write for the newsletter.
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