This is a short column this month. I've had two college graduations, my
Pocono weekend, and an unexpected death in the immediate family to contend
with. I apologize for the brevity. I'll be back to regular length next
month.
Let me start by dispelling a rumor. I received a phone call from Marie,
secretary to Dr. Stanley Beiber, noted gender reassignment surgeon
from Trinidad, Colorado. Marie has been receiving many phone calls asking
if Dr. Beiber had passed away. No one seems to know where the rumor got
started, but she asked me to tell you all that reports of Dr. Beiber's
demise have been "greatly exaggerated," as Mark Twain said. Dr. Beiber is
alive and well and still operating. He hasn't even been sick of late.
Along the lines of rumor comes a note off the net that a text file is being
circulated called SRSDOG.TXT that claims to describe, in detail, how to
perform MtF gender reassignment surgery on dogs, with the idea that you can
learn all about SRS at home. As my high school Latin teacher used to say,
"How stupid can you are?" If you've seen this file or hear about it, it is
a hoax. Be warned.
Hanging in there with the SRS theme... A survey of Chinese middle school
students, ages 13 to 19, found that 44.2 percent of the female students
wished that they were boys. Reasons given were boys had greater freedom in
Chinese culture, teachers paid more attention to boys, and that boys had
better prospects as adults. Although Chinese culture has changed
drastically in the last 20 years, Chinese families still prefer boys.
John Travolta is a hot Hollywood property these days, but if his
star wanes again, perhaps he can get a job in one of the La Cage shows.
According to Kyra Sedgewick, Travolta's co-star in the film
Phenomenon, Travolta does "impeccable impressions" of Barbara
Stanwyck and Katherine Hepburn.
There's support groups and then there's Resourceful Women. RW is a
San Francisco-based support organization of a few hundred women of wealth.
Says one member, "You're not going to be judged for your money." An
off-shoot of RW is the Women's Donor Network whose 75 members have an
average net-worth of $11 million and who make charitable contributions
totaling $30 million annually, mostly for women's education and economic
independence.
"A fetishists dream come true," is how one friend described the film
Barb Wire starring the mammillary-enhanced Pamela Lee
Anderson. Corsets, fishnets and thigh-high boots everywhere. Even under
limited release (less than 1000 theaters), the movie is raking in the
dough. Just wait until it hits video.
On to fashion news... Want a little philosophy with your cosmetics?
Stila cosmetics packs a bon mot with each of its products. For
example, inside your face powder you might find, "It is never too late
to be what you might have been." That by George Elliott.
There's money in them thar clothes. The stock market pundits are talking
about the next set of red-hot IPOs (Initial Public Offering) and they ain't
Internet stocks. No, it's big-name designers that have everyone's
attention. Donna Karan is set for an IPO sometime this month and
it's sure to be a winner. In the past year, Estée Lauder, Tommy
Hilfinger and St. John Knits have blown the socks off other IPOs. You heard
it here.
Bob Mackie is back into the "special occasion" dress market. Mackie
took a side trip into less extravagant couture, but found that he wanted to
return to his first and most successful love-beads. Mackie says his new
line will be much less expensive" than his previous creations with some
dresses selling for "as little as $700." Hey, Bob, ship me a dozen of those
beaded numbers.
Joining RuPaul as a spokesperson for M*A*C cosmetics is the unlikely
personage of one k.d.lang. I say "unlikely" not because lang is a
lesbian, but because up to now her "look" has been fresh-faced and
sans-makeup. I guess she's working on a new look.
A little commentary on friendship... Some people have expressed the opinion
that Alison Laing (currently Executive Director of IFGE) and I have
parted ways. Nothing could be further from the truth. Alison and I share
the bond of having co-created Renaissance, the CTO, GPAC and we serve on 2
boards of directors together. Beyond the tg community, Alison and I and our
families spend a great deal of time together in non-tg related activities.
Alison is among my closest personal friends and nothing -- not Renaissance,
not IFGE -- could ever come between us. We've learned to agree to disagree
on some tg issues and that's a lesson many in this community would be wise
to learn. True friendship is precious and priceless.
So, those are my opinions, but, hey, what do I know? My grandfather told me
ignorance is temporary. Stupid is forever. Comments? Email them to CyberQueen@cdspub.com.
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Since I lost my companion here (Kalina got "kicked upstairs" with her
own column), I feel that the readers deserved a little more than just the
hot buzz stuff. So, I went digging in my archives and I'll be posting
editorials and essays from past writings, updated for today's issues. What
follows is the first of several editorials on political activism. If you
like this part of Chatsubo, let me knowJoAnn Roberts.
VOTE!
It's getting close to voting time. We're in for lots of changes, and a lot of factors will come to bear on the election.
Look at the last general elections. In Pennsylvania, we had two instances here where political ingenues knocked out seasoned incumbents in the primaries, only to lose in the general election.
Ah, but we know what happened after that, don't we. Newt Gingrich and his Republican gang took control of the Congress and took out a Contract On America. The Republicans seemed to have grossly miscalculated the mind of the American public. What they took as a Republican Mandate was simply the people exerting their right to "throw the bums out." Americans are fed up with politicians of either party.
And so, I'll bet the people will do it again and the Dems will come back to power. Not that I care much for bleeding heart liberals either, (I'm an Independent) but they're our best chance of getting some protective laws passed that assert transgender rights.
But even if I'm right, that doesn't mean we can just sit back and let everybody else worry about who gets elected. While you're reading your crossdresser's magazine, the guy who lives next door to you is out blocking the entrance to a Planned Parenthood office, and the woman down the street is writing to the Parents Music Resource Center because her son, who tried to commit suicide, listens to Led Zepplin albums and the man over on Elm Street is lobbying Congress to pass an Anti-Gay Marriage Law because his son just eloped with another guy to Hawaii. Is that what you're doing bunky? Waiting for someone else to do it for you? GAWD I hope not! Get out and vote!
If you're "Mad as Hell," and you're, "Not Gonna Take It Anymore!" then get involved. Exercise your rights or lose them. The choice is your's. Go over to Political Writes and read about what's going on in the community. Then get busy and get involved.
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