A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday. As they hadn't been dating all that long, he decided after carful consideration, that a pair of nice gloves would be an appropriate gift. He thought gloves to be romantic, but yet not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to Sears and bought a beautiful pair of elbow length white gloves with fur lining. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the boxing of the gifts, the clerk got the items mixed up. Without their knowing, the sister got the gloves and the young man had the panties.
As soon as he arrived home, the young man wrapped up the gift without looking inside the box. He then mailed the gift along with this note to his sweetheart:
Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons; but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they wear hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really pretty.
I wish I could be there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
...........................Stan
P.S. The fashionable way to wear them is folded down with a little fur showing.
Click your heels three times and say there's no place like home.
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