The dog watch is
actually a "clock for keeping time at a rate other than human time" and was
invented in 1991. Why would you need to know dog time? Beats the heck out of us but with
this handy watch you can perceive time at your animals rate instead of your own. |
How does it work?
According to the inventor the watch multiplies every human second, minute and hour by
seven, thus giving us "doggy time". If Fido lives to be the ripe old age of 14,
that translates into 98 human years! Or is that 98 dog years?
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