| Finally, a hat
designed for the ultimate fan. Now you can burn your favorite team logo right into your
forehead! The skin stencil is a
cutout design in the headband of your hat. The area around the cutout stencil blocks
ultraviolet radiation from reaching your skin resulting in your favorite team slogan
tanning into and onto your forehead! |
We suggest that
you don’t apply any sun block to your forehead and stay in the hot sun all day so
tomorrow will truly be a red letter day! (This suggestion is not endorsed by the National Cancer Institute.)
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