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![]() Thursday, July 11, 1996 The Mr. Showbiz Plastic Surgery Lab | |
![]() Simply select the features you want from each of five cast members, click "Operate," and presto--new and improved Friends, so freshly conceived they're still pink. If you're wondering what's happened to Phoebe, we've taken her distinctive features out of our pool. Does this make our five Friends too similar? Well, as pedigree-dog owners have proven, inbreeding often yields the most unnatural results.
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