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9.9.98 - GnomeNEWS

The other day, a subscriber (nicknamed "Sha Sha") sent me a picture of herself with the words "Locker Gnome" written on her belly. I thought it was an adorable shot! And it got me to thinking: what if other subscribers could think of wacky ways of using the word "Lockergnome?" So here's a new challenge to all of you...

RULES: the picture has to be in digital format (JPG, GIF, etc.), it has to be creative, YOU have to be in the shot somehow, and you have to use the word "Lockergnome" in there (in the actual picture, not in post-production). No, "Lockergnome" doesn't have to be on your body. Get crazy, get wacky, have a blast!

If we get enough "good" entries, I'll throw up a special web page on Lockergnome's site! Of course, the image that started it all will remain on display... sounds like fun! You can e-mail the images to: chris@lockergnome.com.

-- Chris


GnomePROGRAM

Echo Keys v1.0 [72k] FREE W9x/NT4

By featuring this program, I hope that it will be used with the best of intentions. It's a keystroke recorder that silently logs ALL keystrokes made within Windows. If you're trying to figure out just how much typing you do in a day and where, this is perfect. If you're wanting to make sure that nothing is being done with your PC while you're away, this is perfect. If you need to log your typing, this is (again) perfect. You can "stop" logging by hitting a specific key combination. Note that unless it is shut down in this manner, it will continue to run in the background. Is there an echo in here?

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GnomeSYSTEM

Windows NT4 PPTP Performance & Security Upgrade [550k] NT4

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GnomeCANDY

WinSIRDS v4.6 [600k] W9x/NT4

Those Random Dot Stereograms drive me nuts. I have yet to see a picture inside of them. Sure, some of you were gifted with the ability to glance at the "garbage" and walk away with satisfaction, but I can't. Here's a program that allows for easy creation of Single Image Random Dot Stereograms (SIRDS). The output will contain a virtual 3-D image, which can be easily generated from BMP color images. Or, if you want to be less random, try using a predefined mathematical equation. You can edit the depth map and use up to 20 user selectable patterns. I still can't see 'em.

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GnomeFAVORITE

Windows NT FAQ
Found by BJ Moore

Have you yet ventured down the dark and winding path of NT? Are you afraid to even start? Or do you even know WHERE to start? Right here! It's a comprehensive online FAQ (with downloadable versions also available) which was designed with the new, inquisitive user in mind. If you have no idea if Windows NT is even "for" you, reading the FAQ will definitely help. Everything NT seems to be covered here, from pre-installation to regular operations. There's a web discussion area, in case you have further questions. I would-NT start with out it.

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GnomeDESKTOP

THEME: Nerds Candy [346k]

As Iowa's biggest geek, I am appalled that Willy Wonka neglected the other dorks of the world when he created this fine candy. I mean, where are the spaz & moron candies? Why do nerds always get top billing? Have you ever seen a jock eating a box of nerds? It's disgusting.

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GnomeTIP

Do you download & install every font in sight? Stop it right now! Well, you can keep downloading them, but don't install them. Every font you install sucks up physical memory. Unless you have physical RAM to spare, I wouldn't suggest loading too much more than your commonly used fonts. So what do you do with the fonts you want to keep but not install? Put them in ANOTHER directory ("Other Fonts" is what I use). When you want to use a particular font in a document/graphic, go to your "Other Fonts" folder, double-click on the font you want to use (and KEEP THE FONT OPEN), launch the application in which you wish to use that font... BINGO! The font should show up in your regular list as if it were installed the "normal" way. When you're done, you can close the font preview window and Windows is none-the-wiser.