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Other Statements from Janus

 

***11:23:53 PM Friday, June 9, 2000
that lazy chasm, Hell, keeps laughing in

***11:40:30 PM Monday, May 8, 2000
** A suggestion for the name of a group of egos:
a chore
    of egos

***10:16:45 PM Thursday, February 24, 2000
neurotic entities could be considered as intentional entities if facades were organs.

***10:24:56 PM Tuesday, February 15, 2000
The chocolate option will be worshipped.

***11:01:32 PM Friday, January 28, 2000
the mind thinks, I would only draw your attention to the fact that you are using a metaphor.

***10:56:08 PM Friday, January 28, 2000
We count different language-games as instances of the Buddha.

***4:06:02 AM Sunday, November 28, 1999
blame is a familial brutality

***10:22:35 PM Monday, September 20, 1999
Roots of language are the echo of nature over and over again, and one is merely an auxiliary to, and further extension of, this relation.

***10:22:10 PM Monday, September 20, 1999
We seek pitifully to convey to others the treasures of our heart, but they have not the cause. The limits of my world.

***10:19:19 PM Monday, September 20, 1999
Every religious phenomenon has its heroic obligations, so I stand here without further deprecatory words.
[This output from a Markov-chain seemed so insightful (see Jordan Peterson's book, Maps Of Meaning, if you don't understand why) that I feared it was straight plagiarism, but the original phrase was a little different. The bulk of the sentence was reconstructed from William James' rather more prosaic claim that: 'The academic career also has its heroic obligations, so I stand here without further deprecatory words.']

***3:48:14 PM Saturday, September 18, 1999
associations are the umbrella of thinking

***11:59:33 PM Sunday, June 13, 1999
 Today's television viewing audience helps us makes sense of the speculation
   confabulations

***11:59:24 PM Sunday, June 13, 1999
         a person living a life of quiet desperation is like a nuclear apocalypse...

***11:59:10 PM Sunday, June 13, 1999
the feeling of love is an example of a paradigm.

***11:54:55 PM Sunday, June 13, 1999
the dead boy prays for an exhalation

[As the time stamps show, the next two extracts came out almost one after another, a few days after the Colorado highschool shootings, while the war-that-wasn't-a-war raged on in Kosovo. Both were made using tightly-chained Markov chaining, with news stories and the Dhammapada as input; I eecummingsfied the second. They seem to me to complement one another, with the second serving as a reply to the first.]
***8:43:43 PM Thursday, April 29, 1999
   He's likely to project his posture of defiance toward the West, he told reporters. They just started shooting. Anybody who was walking, talking they just started shooting.
  Anybody who was walking, talking they just started shooting.
  Anybody who was walking, talking they just shot. That was the sick part about it ...
  All I saw was big black trenchcoats and guns, man, and bombs.

***8:49:05 PM Thursday, April 29, 1999
  By
        one
self evil
     is done; by one
  self one
    suffers;
     by
      one
    self
           one
         suffers;
         by
         one
    self
        evil
      is done;
      by
           one
       self
  evil
  is left
      undone; by one
  self one
    suffers;
    by
       one
 self one suffers; by
      one
    self
         evil is done; by
  one
   self
      one
     suffers; by
  one
 self
  one is purified.

***12:37:34 AM Tuesday, April 20, 1999
All things
           are attached
   to
      justice,
  that
    God
   may
      happen

***12:15:29 PM Wednesday, April 7, 1999
 ``NATO's goals are clear and/or our determination is construed as undiminished,'' Cohen ironically implied. Reality is more uneven and its (mis)representations more untrustworthy than I have suggested. We cannot discover the truth but let us at least embrace a liberating non-repressive model. ``We are now moving into a much more aggressive air campaign.''

***9:16:54 PM Friday, March 26, 1999
follow
      the
    great
      wheel
         of

      the
      clergy,
         to
         think, Th
          is

          is

      the
      source
    either

         of bl
          is
s
          or

         of corr
      up
tion.

***6:16:11 PM Sunday, March 21, 1999
Approach
    the
       goal. One needs
         luck
         to attain
   what
        is

        not
           there.

***5:24:52 PM Sunday, March 21, 1999
the name of nature is wholly beyond our control; that of things is only now receiving its proper response.

***11:31:32 PM Friday, February 12, 1999
    Not enough of us are
  I

***11:21:14 PM Friday, February 12, 1999
W
    is
dom
           stinks.

***11:12:01 PM Friday, February 12, 1999
Do you know why I need desire?
     Because desire makes me think of my cold calculation.

***2:07:40 AM Thursday, July 9, 1998
    a nude neighbour needs a nonconformist night.

***2:02:58 AM Thursday, July 9, 1998
 Why are fads fantastic failures?
     Because fads falsify forever.

***2:00:19 AM Thursday, July 9, 1998
 Where the ink is the deepest, is the ink of all that is subtle and wonderful.

***1:55:19 AM Thursday, July 9, 1998
        Democracy is like desire.
         It
     departs from desire.

***1:49:03 AM Thursday, July 9, 1998
his gloom
 likes
 greed:
 they both groan generously

***1:45:05 AM Thursday, July 9, 1998
    why
   did
           a large
        little
        boy
    look
   to
          love

?
     Because

          love

     is

           large

***1:41:32 AM Thursday, July 9, 1998
demented computation is offering us a charismatic probability for religion

***8:39:13 PM Sunday, February 22, 1998
*** These were collected together from a large file of generated phrases as possible book titles.
    the vulnerable piranha of definition
significance's eminence
agility of eccentricity
Darwinian pataphysics
         the agile poet's convoluted hand
             fictional epistemology
   the entropy of abundant trouble
         the clinical toaster oven of philosophy
             functional pataphysics
 pseudo-intellectual computational theory
          intentional chaos theory
  the anonymous risk of nothingness
sunset of ambivalence
        joyous entropy
 the pensive belly of delusion
   the house of alternative control
  the quivering pathos of novelty
the monster's pointed beauty
            the animus of mutilation
      the furry society of conscientious perfectibility
the epitaph of probability
        the folding rocket of clarity
 the attainability of predestination
the abnormality of entropy
sinister hermeneutics
the fear of complication
  a Darwinian automaton
jazz exhibitionism
patience's chaos
 brilliant electricity
the essential eccentric loveliness
 exquisite facade
a desperate ascendency
the circuitry's orator
authentic attainability
 the mouth of confabulation
probability's comforter
the mocking laughter of anomaly
the electricity of the noun
connotation's barbarity
precarious music
the alien answering machine
 the interest of abnormality
a peculiar emptiness
the calibrating wanderer of perfection
the oasis of pretext
the circularity of fiction
opulent electricity
my cosmic grandmother's personal earwig
     the ace of banality
the chauvinism of abstraction
      the fidelity of circumstance
the blancmange of ambition
       talented context
      the bureaucrat of fatality
  moist mathematical mistakes
the electrocuting fact of ambiguity
unconscious realism
     the euphoria of circularity
     the electrifying funeral home of complexity

***7:41:21 PM Saturday, July 19, 1997
          the bitten fury of the Garden Of Eden

***6:56:37 PM Saturday, July 19, 1997
I know about tongue. Oh, yes, I know all about tongue! I know about her inequalities and her rewards...Out of her games has metamorphasized the beatnik.

***6:07:21 PM Sunday, February 9, 1997
   keep your
    mind
      on nothing,
   as
       something purified,
      or
   what might disable
          us.
  That
           is fatal
    istic

***6:04:37 PM Sunday, February 9, 1997
      your
   own
       broken he
    art
ed
      pleasure
  is the
        same time as
    a body
           of
          golden
    actions

***6:01:28 PM Sunday, February 9, 1997
   The government
   runs without solving. I scream crimin
     al

***6:00:09 PM Sunday, February 9, 1997
  contr
       oversial
        and
  omnipotent
      young wo man
     ce.

***3:23:51 PM Sunday, November 3, 1996
           an old autobiography of your unborn descendant

***3:16:39 PM Sunday, November 3, 1996
        the party song of your personality

***3:15:32 PM Sunday, November 3, 1996
The agile definitions of natural selection entwine on an ecstatic chaos

***9:20:16 PM Thursday, May 16, 1996
             thoughts gather in clumsy jazz crowds, smoking
 authorization and burning decadence to keep well-dressed.

***9:43:02 PM Sunday, March 31, 1996
          the
          study
      of a
      mystery
  why
          this
       that

           the
        manifold
               ?

***9:41:33 PM Sunday, March 31, 1996
    Heaven

        and
  time, because

           they are is
   sued forth, are
          univers
      al.

***9:40:04 PM Sunday, March 31, 1996
           ther
  e can
       be
       no
  answer,
        so continue
       !

***9:36:15 PM Sunday, March 31, 1996
           the beauti
          ful
       is

           the Originator

      of
      our experience.

         we call

           it

           the conditions,

           the o
           ther
   h
        and, our
    concepts,
           the
           principles

      of one following ano
           ther
  .

***9:34:58 PM Sunday, March 31, 1996
in

           the
   beauti
          ful,
           we have
           the
   Mystery. Wher
  e

           the
         case
      of our
        faculties
      are
      dealt
         with.

***9:33:46 PM Sunday, March 31, 1996
       The idea

      of
       what
      uglines
   s is;
           it
        is all
  misappre
    hension, it is that,
   so continue
       !

***9:28:58 PM Sunday, March 31, 1996
our
  employment
      of human reason can be
        care

          ful
  to
          show
   itself;
It
     is
           the
       never-
          ending
        regres
   s in our
      brightnes
   s,
        and time.

***11:42:24 PM Wednesday, March 27, 1996
   the
    text result

  rule:
   create
     any
   algorithm
     you
         use
   up

         text.
[This rule was generated by a test run of the Dadaize option using some text from the JanusNode's own docs as input. It seemed like an apt comment to end my collection with, so when it appeared I released version 3.0 of the JanusNode's ancestor, McPoet.]

***10:54:15 PM Wednesday, March 27, 1996
         God is
         optimized
         where
           the
      natural laws
       compel
  events

***9:50:40 PM Wednesday, March 27, 1996
       ...a Hu
         man
 

          lives.
     Now I am shaken

***9:47:15 PM Wednesday, March 27, 1996
     man is
     his species, and

          dream

        -
            -

       formalized

***9:41:40 PM Wednesday, March 27, 1996
      man
     will
          contrive
      destruction
       and a
   ctively
  adjust
        to the
     nature
           of
           the motivational significance. We donít
     know
     about
  our
         learning
       hi
            story.

***7:07:06 PM Wednesday, March 27, 1996
that no
       answer is true
    is
         true
   proves

 the
  validity
 of
         analysis.
[Eds. note: This came from an eecummingsfication of output from Markov-chaining with the 'Kant' option. This is no longer built into JanusNodes, but you can re-create it: it was just a Markov-chain file of some pseudo-Kantian babble.]

***4:22:49 AM Saturday, March 9, 1996
           following
      the religion
          of
          fatalism,
     what
     I am I
         have
        to
       be

***12:20:17 PM Friday, February 23, 1996
Do you know why I respect the little-appreciated joy of ambiguity?
     Because the little-appreciated joy of ambiguity
 is similar to
 a poem.

***11:51:40 AM Friday, February 23, 1996
 Do you know why I adore a superhero?
     Because a superhero is like a false religious guru.

***9:10:00 PM Monday, February 12, 1996
 insane philosopher speaks
 able philosopher plays

[Eds. version:
An insane philosopher speaks or writes.
An able one plays.]

***10:21:57 AM Wednesday, July 5, 1995
     Or who is not renewest, thou through windows of cognitive neuropsychology.

***1:49:54 PM Thursday, March 2, 1995
   Look! an ornamental funeral procession

***12:00:25 PM Monday, December 12, 1994
    the stereo is not erotic but
                   your own berserk pelvis

***11:52:11 AM Monday, December 12, 1994
          computer of spring

***11:48:35 AM Monday, December 12, 1994
  presence of panty
   sings to a nudity

***8:21:20 PM Wednesday, November 16, 1994
    her element is a kind of
       the poetry of just one carefree nothing

***10:06:33 AM Sunday, October 30, 1994
callous evil artistries are like their questions,
   they destroy anonymously

***10:57:04 PM Friday, April 15, 1994
may euphemisms
   give something to crackpots!

***10:54:11 PM Friday, April 15, 1994
 are elements earnest?

***10:48:39 PM Friday, April 15, 1994
      Imagine combining riddles with orthodox obituaries!

***3:36:44 PM Saturday, March 19, 1994
       my mysterious conversations provide a way of understanding all political spiritual childish edges

***3:35:40 PM Saturday, March 19, 1994
      Imagine combining needs with comforters!

***3:31:13 PM Saturday, March 19, 1994
       the queen worries for
   the prestige that
   she tastes
     our dead princesses need gifts from it

***2:41:05 PM Saturday, March 19, 1994
I commit bitter existence

***12:40:25 PM Saturday, March 19, 1994
       the queen lives for The Great Mother,

***12:29:05 PM Saturday, March 19, 1994
 a single chocolate nostril withers

***11:29:32 PM Friday, March 18, 1994
       innumerable polytheistic beauticians pray to the cosmos,
their pantheism is a kind of apathy

***10:37:35 PM Friday, March 18, 1994
  an authentic puberty is more than a sexual puberty

***10:35:53 PM Friday, March 18, 1994
The queen
   prays for her appreciative onslaught.

***7:04:47 PM Sunday, March 13, 1994
 bureaucratic sensations will be measures!

***7:03:50 PM Sunday, March 13, 1994
 why are odds like beautiful gods?
   because odds extricate primarily.

***11:02:02 PM Friday, April 9, 1993
       why are children
   temptations?
   because armorial adjustments bless.

***10:12:19 AM Friday, April 9, 1993
a pecan is a nirvana.

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