Lest There Be Any Confusion...


Do you need to make a presentation to your boss next Monday, but you don't know where to start? Are you struggling to find the words for that paper you're writing for a major assessment? Are you trying to impress the new client with your expertise and knowledge, but the inspiration just doesn't seem to be there?

Well, help is at hand! Welcome to Lest There Be Any Confusion..., a free service to write your presentation outline for you!!!

As they say in the movies: "If you can't dazzle them with science, baffle them with ... err, bovine manure".

So sit back, relax, take those worries off your mind, and get cracking!

And remember our slogan ...

Never use a big word when a dimunitive one will do.

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OK, We just need a bit of information from you before we continue. Fill in the boxes below and then hit the "Let's do it!" button.

(By the way, this information is used only for creating your presentation outline - it doesn't leave the safety of your browser. But if you're worried that we're going to use your name to find out all sorts of things about your house, family and credit cards, then by all means put in fake information. But it's more fun with the real thing. Trust me.

Your name
(e.g. Joe Bloggs)
Your organisation
(e.g. Computers 'R' Us)
The general field you work in
(e.g. software engineering)
The subject of your presentation
(e.g. object-oriented baby food)

(By the way, if for some strange reason you don't like the outline you get, just try again!)

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Don't tell me you were looking for something serious??? OK, OK, for some real information about how to write clearer English, try these resources:

* Plain Language Online
* Writing Practices
* The UVic Writer's Guide: Writing Clear Sentences

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Gihan Perera gihan@pobox.com
2-Jul-96
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