Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
OK, rename your cats Noel and Liam, fair enough; stick a different Oasis snippet on your answerphone each week, perhaps. But come on, watery one, a house called 'Wonderwall', a brown Roller like Noel's and now you want a private clinic to fit you with big, furry, meet-in-the-middle eyebrows. Plus you call your girlfriend Patsy, get drunk and fight. Time to pop down to the Life Shop and pick yourself out something nice. Baked fish spells food-poisoning. Your lucky fags are Rothmans. |