Toilet training
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Oh so subtle - should I choose the baby blue door or
the soft pink one? I was wearing a skirt, so I made the obvious choice. As
usual, all I wanted to do was wash my hands (you never know what it is that
makes the keyboard so sticky). Bizarrely, the mirror is at crotch level
above the toilet seat - is this so you don't make the ultimate faux pas of
walking out with your skirt tucked up in your knickers? Not that anyone
would notice in this mausoleum, anyway.
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