Use The Force!(tm)


Snickers bars

Gorgeous peanut- caramel- chocolate- nougat combination. Shame about the name though.

When 'Marathon' bars were renamed to 'Snickers'

A Marathon Really Satisfies. Whereas a Snickers is just the sound of an amerkin sniggering.

Phillipa Forrester

W-h-a-t-a-b-e-a-u-t-y!

Sandra Bullock

...and her sweaty face.

The theme tune from Knight Rider

Wik-wik-a-wikkow wik-a-wik-wik-a-wikkow ... bap-dala-bap, bap-dala-bap, bap-dala-bap-bah-bah!

The new theme and titles to The Bill

It's hideous! They seem to think The Bill is some sort of amerkin cop show.

Internet Relay Chat

It's a great opportunity to meet new people are share insights and ideas into common subjects.

Internet Relay Chat

It's a great opportunity to meet idiots to ridcule, insult and wage personal vendettas against.

BBC BASIC

It's fast, easy to use, does what you would expect it to and even includes an assembler. You can write just about anything in it, and the more you get to know the language, the more it makes sense.

Visual Basic

Snipes and plots against you behind your back. Pretends to be object-oriented but isn't. Refuses to load files with two identically named routines. Syntax checks your half-finished lines and pops up stop-everything dialogues pointing out irrelevant errors...

They haven't noticed that BASIC is an acronym either.

Opal Fruits

They're made to make your mouth water!

Starburst

But-But-But... Nooooo! They did it again! I cannot believe it!

Helen Rayner

The almost saintly IRC 'gel' who's unfading wholesomeness is a speck of bright white light in an otherwise dark world. (Gerph says "She's a goddess on earth and should be worshipped for ever". :-)

Loretta Guida

cmj's mad-bitch-from-hell friend who tagged along when he came around to my house. She slapped my face and pulled the cat's tail and wouldn't let cmj speak and took the last of the coke and wouldn't shut up or sit down. I feel tense just thinking about That Woman. Grr!

All crisps in the world

Except Bensons crisps, because their crisps are greasy and crap.

Walkers crisps

These phewls insist on using the wrong colour for their crisp packets! Everyone knows that Cheese & Onion is Green and Salt & Vinegar is Blue!

Frasier

It's good, and always has been. The cast is funny, the dog's funny. Hell, I can even forgive Jane Leeves for that accent.

Friends

It was good, once. Watch some recent episodes for confirmation of what a tragic schmaltz-fest it's turned into.

Archive

The less I say here...

Acorn User

...the better. ;-)

Acorn User

Ahem. Well, I do buy it, so it must be okay in some respects.

Archimedes World

I don't enjoy news articles with flourescent background colours. (Complaint one of several million.)

Thursdays

Potentially the most exciting day of the week, in my opinion.

Sundays

Boring!

Seven of Nine

Phwoarrr, hubba hubba, etc. :-)

Captain Janeway

Neeeaaarrgh! Shut up woman, shut up!



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