Use The Force!(tm)
Powerful versus Weak. Rich versus Poor. Good versus Bad. This page is an assortment of things which I consider Good, posed against those which, in my consideration, are Bad.
Perhaps you will agree. Perhaps not. The only thing of importance is that 'Snickers' really is a very silly name for a chocolate bar.
Snickers bars
Gorgeous peanut- caramel- chocolate- nougat combination. Shame about the name though. |
When 'Marathon' bars were renamed to
'Snickers'
A Marathon Really Satisfies. Whereas a Snickers is just the sound of an amerkin sniggering. |
Phillipa Forrester
W-h-a-t-a-b-e-a-u-t-y! |
Sandra Bullock
...and her sweaty face. |
The theme tune from Knight Rider
Wik-wik-a-wikkow wik-a-wik-wik-a-wikkow ... bap-dala-bap, bap-dala-bap, bap-dala-bap-bah-bah! |
The new theme and titles to The Bill
It's hideous! They seem to think The Bill is some sort of amerkin cop show. |
Internet Relay Chat
It's a great opportunity to meet new people are share insights and ideas into common subjects. |
Internet Relay Chat
It's a great opportunity to meet idiots to ridcule, insult and wage personal vendettas against. |
BBC BASIC
It's fast, easy to use, does what you would expect it to and even includes an assembler. You can write just about anything in it, and the more you get to know the language, the more it makes sense. |
Visual Basic
Snipes and plots against you behind your back. Pretends to be object-oriented but isn't. Refuses to load files with two identically named routines. Syntax checks your half-finished lines and pops up stop-everything dialogues pointing out irrelevant errors... They haven't noticed that BASIC is an acronym either. |
Opal Fruits
They're made to make your mouth water! |
Starburst
But-But-But... Nooooo! They did it again! I cannot believe it! |
Helen Rayner
The almost saintly IRC 'gel' who's unfading wholesomeness is a speck of bright white light in an otherwise dark world. (Gerph says "She's a goddess on earth and should be worshipped for ever". :-) |
Loretta Guida
cmj's mad-bitch-from-hell friend who tagged along when he came around to my house. She slapped my face and pulled the cat's tail and wouldn't let cmj speak and took the last of the coke and wouldn't shut up or sit down. I feel tense just thinking about That Woman. Grr! |
All crisps in the world
Except Bensons crisps, because their crisps are greasy and crap. |
Walkers crisps
These phewls insist on using the wrong colour for their crisp packets! Everyone knows that Cheese & Onion is Green and Salt & Vinegar is Blue! |
Frasier
It's good, and always has been. The cast is funny, the dog's funny. Hell, I can even forgive Jane Leeves for that accent. |
Friends
It was good, once. Watch some recent episodes for confirmation of what a tragic schmaltz-fest it's turned into. |
Archive
The less I say here... |
Acorn User
...the better. ;-) |
Acorn User
Ahem. Well, I do buy it, so it must be okay in some respects. |
Archimedes World
I don't enjoy news articles with flourescent background colours. (Complaint one of several million.) |
Thursdays
Potentially the most exciting day of the week, in my opinion. |
Sundays
Boring! |
Seven of Nine
Phwoarrr, hubba hubba, etc. :-) |
Captain Janeway
Neeeaaarrgh! Shut up woman, shut up! |
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