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23rd August 1998

Vinegar
by Vince M. Hudd - (c)1997

Sung to the tune of Vienna, by Ultravox...

We walked to the chipper,
Freezing breathe but we reached the place,
Queueing and waiting,
The man in the shop in the white coat came,
Right over to serve us,
The voice reaching out to ask what we'd like,
We chose and we left there.

The fish now is gone, only chips remain,
It needs something on it,
This needs something on it,
Oh vinegar.

The taste is revolting,
Something bland, the chips that you see,
The flavour's insulting,
Alone is the taste of the chips we eat,
We have them in silence,
The taste of the stuff that we should have on them,
Remains non existent.

The fish now is gone, only chips remain,
It needs something on it,
This needs something on it,
Oh vinegar.

This needs something on it,
This needs something on it,
Oh vinegar.

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