The Real Ale Drinker

The real ale drinker is a strange breed, an avid collector of bus tickets, British Rail sandwiches and women's underwear. His idea of the ultimate Mac being an SE 30 with an Imagewriter running Pagemaker version 1 - "Its great for typing out my train numbers".

He spends most weekends bird watching, and is often found wandering around his local Sainsbury's looking for very large carrots.

The real ale drinker usually has names like Norbert or Jeffrey and takes his pet sheep everywhere with him. Most of his spare time is spent moaning about the state of the health service, the evils of the national lottery (while spending £20 on tickets every week) and the price of chicken nuggets.

Click here for the real ale drinkers favourite Web Site