A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in
this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know
that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE
DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they
wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they
did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they
dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN
THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID
@*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! - IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@!...HOUSE!! I'm sorry...what did you ask me?