Well I'm not a happy Bunnie! ....To be truthful I'm not even a
Bunnie, I'm a Dalmation Dog, but that's beside the point, I'm
still not happy. So why am I not happy? It's you lot, Humans that have no
consideration for us other Animals that share the world with
you. I mean to say what has happened to the Justice System in
the World. OK! Most of you think us Doggies just lie on the couch enjoying
ourselves. Not so, I like to keep up to date with all the latest
happenings by watching the Telly. So tell me this. If a man punches another man, He can go to jail
for a long time, Why? Because he hurt the other person. OK!
that's justice, but what happens when someone hurts Doggies. What am I on about. Well I was lying back relaxing the other day
watching a bit of Telly, When suddenly, a Dalmation worst
Nightmare flashed up on the Screen.
Yup that Monster with the two toned hair, Guilty of Kidnapping
99 Puppies with intent of Mass Murder, Skinning and Fabrication
of a Coat from their Pelts. I saw it all on the Telly,
Fortunately Pongo the Brave Dalmation saved them all and the
Police took Cruella away. However here we are two years down the line and She's back on
the streets. Bet that wouldn't happen if it was Human children
she was Kidnapping.
Well since seeing that on the telly, I've been a bag of Nerves.
Old grumble guts will insist in taking me out for my last walk
at about 8 o'clock at night. It's Buddy pitch dark them, Not a star in the Sky, and he
expects me to go wandering around in the long Grass looking for
a spot to do my Business! Huh! Does he give me a torch ...No. Just point to the long Grass
and says "GO" Now I ask you, Would you enjoy taking a "dump" Knowing that
there was a Mass Murderer out there waiting to Ambush YOU and
Skin you. I mean can you imaging, You are just settling yourself down in
nice spot and suddenly this Maniac of a woman with Black & White
Hair jumps out of the Bushes and Grabs you. You would be a Goner there and then, And what of the old Master,
He's sitting on a wall having a fly Puff. I could be Killed,
Skinned, and abandoned in a shallow Grave before he even missed
me. Its just not good enough. Cruella De-Ville should have been put
away for life, Thus protecting the Dalmations of this World.
I mean she doesn't even keep her intention a secret, She
blatantly said on the Telly she was looking for More Dalmations,
So the Justice and Re-Habitation Systems didn't work there,
Did it. What is the world coming to when a Dog can't even walk down the
Street with out looking over his Shoulder all the time? Well only one thing for it. A can of Black Spray Paint and turn
myself into a Labrador.