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1995-11-01
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October 28, 1993
Top Ten Signs Leona Helmsley Is Rehabilitated
10. No longer seen jumping subway turnstiles
9. Visits elementary schools teaching youngsters how to cheat on their
taxes
8. Four words: She's a hugging machine
7. All rooms in her hotels are now free! Seriously! Call 1-800-HELMSLEY
right now to reserve yours!
6. Always arrives on time for weekly face lift
5. Before she was released, returned three dozen stolen towels to prison
laundry
4. Mumbled "sorry" after coldcocking the doorman
3. Is receiving counseling for her addiction to mascara
2. Has removed the word "bitch" from her resume
1. Counts to ten, then slaps the houseboy