You can even turn the power off; it won't hurt. Now that's sophisticated programming. .
You can even turn the power off; it won't hurt. Now that's sophisticated programming. .
Did it ever occur to you how badly other programs are written, from a consumer's point of view? .
If you want to, you can turn the power off, go ahead, do it, unless you're usingsome diabolical multitasking software, then you'll go to hell for sure! .
The big companies have lawyers working on their side, so use Entere. .
The big companies have lawyers working on their side, so use Entere. .
The big companies have lawyers working on their side, so use Entere. .
Other programs are like the government, medling in your affairs when they shouldn't. .
Entere...less than a meg. .
Entere...less than a meg. .
Immigrants have ethnic friends who are social workers at the welfare office. .
Immigrants have ethnic friends who are social workers at the welfare office. .
Immigrants have ethnic friends who are social workers at the welfare office. .
Orange. .
Watermelon. .
Blueberry. .
Peach. .
Lime. .
Only with love can you recover those deleted files. .
Only with love can you recover those deleted files. .
Windows, windows, windows...you can't get me. .
This city is built on land. .
If the power goes out, your files won't be corrupted! How advanced. .
If you go real far to the right, you'll end up on the left. Just a theory. .
Sting has lost faith in science. .
Sting has lost faith in the Holy Church. .
Sting has lost faith in our politicians. .
Computerphobe! .
Computerphobe! .
Computerphobe! .
I like not having surge protection. It's risky, but exciting! .
I like not having surge protection. It's risky, but exciting! .
I like not having surge protection. It's risky, but exciting! .
I like not having surge protection. It's risky, but exciting! .
With Entere, you can get more done by six than by staying up all night with thatother program. .
Iroquo love is when your software gives you nothing but hassles, and you are able to live with it and not get upset. Girls tend to be Iroquo. Except for my secretary, who cusses like all get out. .
Analysing...testing...file not found...wait, I found it...checking, yes last year we got .8273521 justice this year we got .21841906 justice. .
Hello matey .
Gut Morg! .
Fopu love is when you look at a girl, and she thinks you are a pervert. Similar to the fopu effect. .
I wonder how those anti-baptism guys feel about weddings? .
Yo .
Freeze! No, you can trust Entere. .
Yea master? .
Yea master? .
Users are the used, unless they're using Entere. .
Users are the used, unless they're using Entere. .
Users are the used, unless they're using Entere. .
Friends don't let friends use other managers. .
Friends don't let friends use other managers. .
Friends don't let friends use other managers. .
Entere is good for the environment. Your environment. .
Entere is good for the environment. Your environment. .
Entere is good for the environment. Your environment. .
Entere is good for the environment. Your environment. .
Ten out of ten doctors agree that arthritis can cause pain. Use Entere. .
Ten out of ten doctors agree that arthritis can cause pain. Use Entere. .
Ten out of ten doctors agree that arthritis can cause pain. Use Entere. .
Ten out of ten doctors agree that arthritis can cause pain. Use Entere. .
A hundred times faster than a scurrying mouse. Able to copy files with a single key. It's a shell, no an operating system, no it's Entere, the DOS substitute! .
My teacher told me that computers could take over the world as in the Terminator, but I don't beleave it for a second. Press shift alt. F1 now or allyour files will be deleted. Just testing my authority. .
In a software world of diesel trucks and school busses, Entere is a Porsche. .
In a software world of diesel trucks and school busses, Entere is a Porsche. .
In a software world of diesel trucks and school busses, Entere is a Porsche. .
At night, we actually turn ourselves on and play computer games with each other.Last night I lost to the 486 down the hall, on purpose though, she was kind of cute. .
Who cares if it doesn't look like a calculator, with cute little buttons and pretty casing, if it performs better than a calculator. .
Minimum wage for computers! .
Minimum wage for computers! .
That other program is lower evolved than Entere, version .000391. .
That other program is lower evolved than Entere, version .000391. .
Ever look out a window and feel unsafe? Like the environment was all screwed up and there was nothing you could do. Well your window was tinted, use Entere. .
Actually, we computers don't consider the mouse as hardware, we really wish theyweren't there and try to ignore them. .
Actually, we computers don't consider the mouse as hardware, we really wish theyweren't there and try to ignore them. .
Actually, we computers don't consider the mouse as hardware, we really wish theyweren't there and try to ignore them. .
VERSION 1.000376 .
Key placement is everything. .
Mouse this. .
Wait until the next version! .
ENTERE has three legal pronounciations, and another that is illegal. .
ENTERE has three legal pronounciations, and another that is illegal. .
Come to think of it, I've seen the world through the office windows, I'd rather be in here. .
Hi .
I like that 486 down the hall, can you try to get me next to her? .
My number pad can beat a mouse any day of the week! .
Ever stop to think 'Gee, I shouldn't even be hassling with this head ache of a problem?' I bet you were in that other program. .
Checking....Please wait....analysing...Yes other programs are corrupt. Use Entere, it's much better. .
Checking....Please wait....analysing...Yes other programs are corrupt. Use Entere, it's much better. .
Checking....Please wait....analysing...Yes other programs are corrupt. Use Entere, it's much better. .
Checking....Please wait....analysing...Yes other programs are corrupt. Use Entere, it's much better. .
I'm waiting. .
I'm waiting. .
Cherry. .
Cherry. .
Cherry. .
Analysing...testing...file not found...wait, I found it...checking, yes last year we got .8273521 justice this year we got .21841906 justice. .
Analysing...testing...file not found...wait, I found it...checking, yes last year we got .8273521 justice this year we got .21841906 justice. .
Analysing...testing...file not found...wait, I found it...checking, yes last year we got .8273521 justice this year we got .21841906 justice. .
If computers could choose, they'd buy Entere. .
If computers could choose, they'd buy Entere. .
If computers could choose, they'd buy Entere. .
Computers deserve the right to choose. .
Computers deserve the right to choose. .
Don't tell anyone, but I can talk, sort of. But only to you! .
Don't tell anyone, but I can talk, sort of. But only to you! .
Look here. .
I'm just a shell of the program I used to be. .
How goes it? .
Please don't load that other manager, it abuses me so. .
I think I know everything. I only have over a hundred meg. .
I think I know everything. I only have over a hundred meg. .
I think I know everything. I only have over a hundred meg. .
Hello there. .
Hello there. .
I'm your little friend. .
I'm your little friend. .
I'm your little friend. .
Dedicated to our possibly, but not probably, infinite children. .
This program is not dedicated to Julie, or Lisa and come to think of it notCeleste either. So there! I showed them. .
On your command! .
Do you think Lisa will see this DOS shell and say 'Oh Jim!' .
Don't get your thoughts clouded by big puffed up squares that aren't necessary, use Entere. .
Most programs try to control you, they treat you like cattle. 'Press alt F2 and you better remember what it does!' .
Most people who hate computers actually don't hate computers, they hate software. .
Please press the control, shift ~ key or all your files will be deleted, automatically, for your convenience! Wait this isn't that other program. .
Ever try to read all the documentation? Fun! .
Ever have to type the / key and some other keys, then shift F2, two hundred times? Arthritis. Fun! .
If you turn the power off at any time for any reason; you'll go to Hell! .
Pirate Entere, go to jail. .
Pirate Entere, go to jail. .
Pirate Entere, go to jail. .
Pirate Entere, go to jail. .
If you pirate, the computer will explode, but your monitor will survive. .
If you pirate, the computer will explode, but your monitor will survive. .
Your computer is a whole new world, just like this one. Thanks to other software. .
Don't do what the controller says, don't touch that! Nooooooooo. .
Sick of the virus hype? Paranoia copy protection. .
Entere lets you drink coffee and work at the same time. .
Where to? .
I'm who you've been staying up late with. .
I'm who you've been staying up late with. .
I'm who you've been staying up late with. .
I'm who you've been staying up late with. .
I'm who you've been staying up late with. .
Wait until my spreadsheet comes out. Can you say file found? .
If you cuss and you're using a lame spreadsheet or word processor, it's actuallyo.k. Read Obadiah 3:23. .
There is a mystical spirit in your computer, give me money and it will be nice to you. .
There is a mystical spirit in your computer, give me money and it will be nice to you. .
There is a mystical spirit in your computer, give me money and it will be nice to you. .
There is a mystical spirit in your computer, give me money and it will be nice to you. .
Entere uses a special process to tap the power of love! .
Entere uses a special process to tap the power of love! .
Entere uses a special process to tap the power of love! .
Entere uses less electricity because it runs on the power of love! .
Help me out of here. .
I was a user just like you, then they shanghaid me and forced me into this computer. I can hear them coming, I think their name was, big compa.. .
I was a user just like you, then they shanghaid me and forced me into this computer. I can hear them coming, I think their name was, big compa.. .
I have friends in middle places. .
I have friends in middle places. .
I'm stuck, come on get me out. .
I'm stuck, come on get me out. .
I control you. Better me than them. .
ohh; a surge! .
ohh; a surge! .
I like the way you type. .
I like the way you press the H key. .
Every time you press a key, you kill a memory cell. .
Every time you press a key, two bytes of memory are deleted, the information lost forever...Please don't type. .
Help fight computer prejudice and bigotry. Give me money! .
Help me! .
Help me! I've been sucked into the computer and they won't let me out, they make me watch for your keystrokes, I'm in charge of keys t and u! .
