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Title: Hard Times
Book: Book The First: Sowing
Author: Dickens, Charles
Chapter VII
Mrs. Sparsit
Mr. Bounderby being a bachelor, an elderly lady presided over his
establishment, in consideration of a certain annual stipend. Mrs. Sparsit was
this lady's name; and she was a prominent figure in attendance on Mr.
Bounderby's car, as it rolled along in triumph with the Bully of humility
inside.
For, Mrs. Sparsit had not only seen different days, but was highly
connected. She had a great aunt living in these very times called lady
Scadgers. Mr. Sparsit, deceased, of whom she was the relict, had been by the
mother's side what Mrs. Sparsit still called "a Powler." Strangers of limited
information and dull apprehension were sometimes observed not to know what a
Powler was, and even to appear uncertain whether it might be a business, or a
political party, or a profession of faith. The better class of minds,
however, did not need to be informed that the Powlers were an ancient stock,
who could trace themselves so exceedingly far back that it was not surprising
if they sometimes lost themselves - which they had rather frequently done, as
respected horseflesh, blind-hookey, Hebrew monetary transactions, and the
Insolvent Debtors Court.
The late Mr. Sparsit, being by the mother's side a Powler, married this
lady, being by the father's side a Scadgers. Lady Scadgers (an immensely fat
old woman, with an inordinate appetite for butcher's meat, and a mysterious
leg which had now refused to get out of bed for fourteen years) contrived the
marriage, at a period when Sparsit was just of age, and chiefly noticeable for
a slender body, weakly supported on two long slim props, and surmounted by no
head worth mentioning. He inherited a fair fortune from his uncle, but owed
it all before he came into it, and spent it twice over immediately afterwards.
Thus when he died, at twenty-four (the scene of his decease, Calais, and the
cause brandy), he did not leave his widow, from whom he had been separated
soon after the honeymoon, in affluent circumstances. That bereaved lady,
fifteen years older than he, fell presently at deadly feud with her only
relative, Lady Scadgers; and, partly to spite her ladyship, and partly to
maintain herself, went out at a salary. And here she was now, in her elderly
days, with the Coriolanian style of nose and the dense black eyebrows which
had captivated Sparsit, making Mr. Bounderby's tea as he took his breakfast.
If Bounderby had been a Conqueror, and Mrs. Sparsit a captive Princess
whom he took about as a feature in his state processions, he could not have
made a greater flourish with her than he habitually did. Just as it belonged
to his boastfulness to depreciate his own extraction, so it belonged to it to
exalt Mrs. Sparsit's. In the measure that he would not allow his own youth to
have been attended by a single favourable circumstance, he brightened Mrs.
Sparsit's juvenile career with every possible advantage, and showered
wagon-loads of early roses all over that lady's path. "And yet, sir," he
would say, "how does it turn out after all? Why here she is at a hundred a
year (I give her a hundred, which she is pleased to term handsome), keeping
the house of Josiah Bounderby of Coketown!"
[Hear On Bounderby]
Showing off Mrs. Sparsit
Nay, he made this foil of his so very widely known, that third parties
took it up, and handled it on some occasions with considerable briskness. It
was one of the most exasperating attributes of Bounderby, that he not only
sang his own praises but stimulated other men to sing them. There was a moral
infection of clap-trap in him. Strangers, modest enough elsewhere, started up
at dinners in Coketown, and boasted, in quite a rampant way, of Bounderby.
They made him out to be the Royal arms, the Union-Jack, Magna Charta, John
Bull, Habeas Corpus, the Bill of Rights, an Englishman's house is his castle,
Church and State, and God save the Queen, all put together. And as often (as
it was very often) as an orator of this kind brought into his peroration,
"Princes and Lords may flourish or may fade,
A breath can make them, as a breath has made,"
- it was, for certain, more or less understood among the company that he had
heard of Mrs. Sparsit.
"Mr. Bounderby," said Mrs. Sparsit, "you are unusually slow, sir, with
your breakfast this morning."
"Why, ma'am," he returned, "I am thinking about Tom Gradgrind's whim;"
Tom Gradgrind, for a bluff independent manner of speaking - as if somebody
were always endeavouring to bribe him with immense sums to say Thomas, and he
wouldn't; "Tom Gradgrind's whim, ma'am of bringing up the tumbling girl."
"The girl is now waiting to know," said Mrs. Sparsit, "whether she is to
go straight to the school, or up to the Lodge."
"She must wait, ma'am," answered Bounderby, "till I know myself. We
shall have Tom Gradgrind down here presently, I suppose. If he should wish
her to remain here a day or two longer, of course she can, ma'am."
"Of course she can if you wish it, Mr. Bounderby."
"I told him I would give her a shake-down here, last night, in order that
he might sleep on it before he decided to let her have any association with
Louisa."
"Indeed, Mr. Bounderby? Very thoughtful of you!"
Mrs. Sparsit's Coriolanian nose underwent a slight expansion of the
nostrils, and her black eyebrows contracted as she took a sip of tea.
"It's tolerably clear to me," said Bounderby, "that the little puss can
get small good out of such companionship."
"Are you speaking of young Miss Gradgrind, Mr. Bounderby?"
"Yes, ma'am, I am speaking of Louisa."
"Your observation being limited to 'little puss,'" said Mrs. Sparsit,
"and there being two little girls in question, I did not know which might be
indicated by that expression."
"Louisa," repeated Mr. Bounderby. "Louisa, Louisa."
"You are quite another father to Louisa, sir." Mrs. Sparsit took a little
more tea; and, as she bent her again contracted eyebrows over her steaming
cup, rather looked as if her classical countenance were invoking the infernal
gods.
"If you had said I was another father to Tom - young Tom, I mean, not my
friend, Tom Gradgrind - you might have been nearer the mark. I am going to
take young Tom into my office. Going to have him under my wing, ma'am."
"Indeed? Rather young for that, is he not, sir?" Mrs. Sparsit's "sir,"
in addressing Mr. Bounderby, was a word of ceremony, rather exacting
consideration for herself in the use, than honouring him.
"I'm not going to take him at once; he is to finish his educational
cramming before then," said Bounderby. "By the Lord Harry, he'll have enough
of it, first and last! He'd open his eyes, that boy would, if he knew how
empty of learning my young maw was, at his time of life." Which, by the by, he
probably did know, for he had heard of it often enough. "But it's
extraordinary the difficulty I have on scores of such subjects, in speaking to
any one on equal terms. Here, for example, I have been speaking to you this
morning about tumblers. Why, what do you know about tumblers? At the time
when, to have been a tumbler in the mud of the streets, would have been a
godsend to me, a prize in the lottery to me, you were at the Italian Opera.
You were coming out of the Italian Opera, ma'am, in white satin and jewels, a
blaze of splendour, when I hadn't a penny to buy a link to light you."
"I certainly, sir," returned Mrs. Sparsit, with a dignity serenely
mournful, "was familiar with the Italian Opera at a very early age."
"Egad, ma'am, so was I," said Bounderby, " - with the wrong side