*+*+*+*¢ Just a BYTE of HUMOR!¢ Meddyical Disctionary daffynitions¢ for DUCTERS.¢¢ CONTINUED FROM THE NOV/DEC¢ OL' HACKERS NEWSLETTER.¢¢ LABOR PAIN- Getting hurt at work!¢ MEDICAL STAFF-A doctors cane.¢ MORBID- A higher offer!¢ NITRATE- Cheaper than day rate!¢ NODE- He was aware of it!¢ OUTPATIENT- Person who has fainted¢ PAP SMEAR- Fatherhood test!¢ PELVIS- Cousin of ELVIS.¢ POSTOPERATIVE-Letter carrier!¢ PROSTATE- Flat on your back.¢ RECOVERY ROOM-Place to do upholstery¢ RECTUM- Dang near killed him!¢ RHEUMATIC- Amorous.¢ SECRETION- Hiding something.¢ SEIZURE- A ROMAN EMPORER!¢ TABLET- A small table.¢ TERMINAL ILLNESS-¢ Getting sickat airport¢ TIBIA- A Country in ASIA.¢ TUMOR- More than one.¢ URINE- Opposite of your out!¢ VARICOSE- Very near by.¢ ******
