*--*¢ JUST A BYTE OF HUMOR!¢ Reprinted from the March/April LVIAUG¢ Newsletter by OL' HACKERS with¢ thanks!¢¢ With apologies to all DIZZY BLONDES!¢¢ What do you call a dizzy blonde¢ with half a brain? GIFTED!¢¢ What can strike a dizzy blonde¢ without her knowing it? A THOUGHT!¢¢ What do a dizzy blonde and a beer¢ bottle have in common? THEY'RE BOTH¢ EMPTY FROM THE NECK UP!¢¢ How can you tell when a dizzy¢ blonde's been using your computer?¢ THERE'S WHITE OUT ON THE SCREEN!¢¢ How do you put a twinkle in a¢ dizzy blonde's eye? SHINE A FLASHLIGHT¢ IN HER EAR!¢¢ Why does a dizzy blonde always¢ look into a mirror? SHE'S TRYING TO¢ FIGURE OUT WHO THAT OTHER PERSON IS!¢¢ ****¢¢ Reprinted from the XIO3 (GARDEN¢ CITY ACE, VICTORIA, B.C. CANADA¢¢ YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A BAD DAY¢ WHEN:¢¢ *You wake up face down on the pavement¢¢ *You call Suicide Prevention, and they¢ put you on hold!¢¢ *You see a "60 Minutes" news team¢ waiting in your office!¢ ¢ *You put your bra on backwards and it¢ fits better.¢¢ *You wake up to discover that your¢ waterbed broke and then realize you¢ don't have a waterbed!¢¢ * Your horn goes off accidentally & it¢ remains stuck as you follow a group of¢ HELL's ANGELS on a deserted country¢ road!¢¢ *You turn on the news, and they are¢ showing emergency routes out of the¢ city.¢¢ *Your wife wakes up feeling amorous¢ and you have a splitting headache!¢¢ *TTTTHHHAATTSS¢ AAALLL¢ FFFOOOLLLKKKSSS!!!¢ *------*
