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This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you
are qualified to be a professional. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS. There
is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need
to think like a professional.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple
things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut
the refrigerator. Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests
your foresight.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This
tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not
answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last
chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.
4. There is a river noted for its vicious crocodiles. How do you cross it?
Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending
the animal meeting! This question tests your reasoning ability.