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Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroid's.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree
it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: They're trying to get away from the noise.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers
Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A: A dog that runs for help... after it tears your throat out.
Q: What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
A: They're hiring.
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.