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Haircuts -- The difference between men and women
Women's version:
Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me
the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy
looking?
Woman 2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair
cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm
pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And
you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that
would look so cute I think. I was actually going to
do that except that I was afraid it would accent my
long neck.
Woman 2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck!
Anything to take attention away from this two-by-
four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to
have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on
you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they
are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to
fit me so much easier.
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Men's version:
Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.