^C{TOP TEN LIST}
^Cfrom the Home Office in Shreveport, LA

The top ten reasons why we decided to do a top ten list:

10.  The tornado warnings were getting too close to do 
     a TOP 25.

9.  We can't count any higher than 10 without taking 
    off our shoes.

8.  We ran out of original ideas.

7.  We got tired of the "late night talk show wars."

6.  We ran out of old, overused, reworked ideas.

5.  It was the only way we could get Burt and Loni into
    a text file on ODM.

4.  The dart board was falling apart.

3.  We wanted to publish something we could {count} on.

2.  Nobody liked my cartoon this month.

and now, the number one reason we decided to do a top ten list:

{1.  We wanted to see if NBC would sue us over
    intellectual property rights.}